the address very long meh?
anyway... here is my new blog address : www.toiletscent.blogspot.com
Have fun...
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
I don't deny that
I am an arrant noob.
I don't even know how to put a background for my blog. And you know some people have really nice pics for the Main title.. the part where i have stupid photo of a very blurry and distanced statue... how to do that? somebody teach me~~~ I want my blog to be like super nice~
I don't even know how to put a background for my blog. And you know some people have really nice pics for the Main title.. the part where i have stupid photo of a very blurry and distanced statue... how to do that? somebody teach me~~~ I want my blog to be like super nice~
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
And i thought it's suppose to be democratic...
Okay, thanks to my mom for being so generous and kind to buy me a brand new laptop. i am more than delighted!!! WAHA!!
Just recently, a lot of friends keep telling me that some cad made a song named "negarakuku", which he uploaded in YouTube. Just in case you don't already know, here it is.
Well, i have to write at least ONE sentence that make sense. If it ain't true, why the hell do you care so much what others say, or in this case, sing about you? Be adults la weh! If you think it isn't very true, you are more than welcome to ignore it. Don't be so 'mating' prekindergarten ( mom kind of forbid me using the word 'fucking', oops! but who cares, i fucking don't want to obey! Haha!! i am such a rebellion! )
Do what adults do! Okay, not all adults, most of them blame each other... Anyway, do what is suppose to be done ages ago! i.e. CORRECTION! Mend that smelly mangled shoes! Fire all the lazy staffs! Don't spoon feed them anymore, i plead.
I am so tired and sleepy now... I will blog tomorrow, or day after. I promised! I will! I am getting very excited about this issue! But sadly no1's reading my blog after that 3-month-NS-gap.
Just recently, a lot of friends keep telling me that some cad made a song named "negarakuku", which he uploaded in YouTube. Just in case you don't already know, here it is.
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Kind of sweet tune he plays huh!
Honestly, i felt for the song. For the first few minutes i thought my face was burning. Burning with rage and animosity! I had a sudden urge to blog bout it.
First of all, i don't hate the government or anything. I remember i posted an entry saying how i hated the government staff working ethics? Yea, everyone knows they suck. It is mentioned in that video in question too! They don't give a whatsoever damn how long you have waited or how long you stil HAVE TO WAIT. And they are undeniably lazy. (I am not saying all, sorry if you work for government and feel very unfair and abused coz u work your ass out everyday, I am referring to those who eat ' nyonya kuih' and makes you wait)
It's so unfair!
I believe that bugger Wee Meng Chee was merely expressing how he feels. Or rather, how most of the Malaysian-Chinese feel. Or, how I feel, partly.
Come on my very just Malaysian Government (liars go to heaven)! IT'S ONLY A SONG! A song that completely abide the democracy! Nothing better to do is it? There are soooooooooooooooo many rapist,thieves,robbers,murderer,sadistic fat lumpy balding pervertised uncles out there can??? Why I don't see you working to f'cking hard to arrest all of them huh?!
Totally wasting time and resourses to 'prove' that you can solve this.. what? BIG CASE is it? ok ok, very proud of you son! Done a really good job! Going to get you new school bag k? GO TO BED LAH!
Please, would you do something more benefitial to the people? And improve what our country is short of, not shortening it can!?
Why they made it such a big deal huh?
Shuk Ling said, 'the UMNO urge the government to arrest him lagi!'
It makes me feel like vomitting! It's like... a loves-to-show-off-very-much fugly student (please imagine her with a lot of freckles and pimples, heavy thick specs, fringe so bushy that almost covered her eyes, and stupid pony tails) complaining to the already-very-annoyed-by-her-fugliness teacher, "Miss miss~ See, Meng Chee is singing a song describing how ugly i am~ Boo hoo~~~"
Whoa, Jessica! Jess used to have thick fringe, but she is definitely not like that ok? She is much prettier can?
Well, i have to write at least ONE sentence that make sense. If it ain't true, why the hell do you care so much what others say, or in this case, sing about you? Be adults la weh! If you think it isn't very true, you are more than welcome to ignore it. Don't be so 'mating' prekindergarten ( mom kind of forbid me using the word 'fucking', oops! but who cares, i fucking don't want to obey! Haha!! i am such a rebellion! )
Do what adults do! Okay, not all adults, most of them blame each other... Anyway, do what is suppose to be done ages ago! i.e. CORRECTION! Mend that smelly mangled shoes! Fire all the lazy staffs! Don't spoon feed them anymore, i plead.
I am so tired and sleepy now... I will blog tomorrow, or day after. I promised! I will! I am getting very excited about this issue! But sadly no1's reading my blog after that 3-month-NS-gap.
FUCKTARD WHY I HAVE TO PAY TO READ MALAYSIAKINI ARTICLE?! CNN DOESN'T NEED SUBSCRIBING ALSO! ( khraaaaaa tui! *cough cough dun reali noe how to spit phlegm* as if i really want to read their articles )
*I am still browsing for more articles about Negarakuku....*
Monday, July 30, 2007
Saturated
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
I am so loaded with tonnes and tonnes of homework!!! Honestly... this is the first time ever in my life feeling stressed.. and burdened.. I've nvr had tis kind of feeling b4.. Not even when i had SPM. I've got so much of homework, i m like suffocating.. Can't breath.. flooded with papers and lab reports. Guess wat... a lab report each week. That's enough to kill a normal and innocent good looking people like me.
Leave those nerds out!!!
yeah, i know i've told some of you zillion times liao, but seriously, Nottingham is full of nerds, and black people.
Moreover, I haven't even started on my personal access file.. it's this stupid lame english homework.. which we have to submit it in the end of the semester. We have to fill in the columns with what we've done to improve out english reading skill... e.g. speed reading.. or guessing the words.. and we have to like, record down whatever we've done. And that Emet asked us to do like 30 of them. Which traumatises me until now.. I can stil hear his voice inside my head now.. " 10 pages... 10 pages... 3 articles each page.. 3 articles each page..."
Ringing continuously in my head.
OH! that day, the day when i found out a lot about harry potter? Fuck wendy cheng! She is such a spoiler! She wrote an entry.. which somehow consists of part of the tragedy in Harry Potter book 7. damn! Dun12 b her fan edi! And her main motive is to show that she cried because she has sympathy. Okay, fine, Wendy you are very sympathetic and what? are we suppose to giv u an award for that? what? Sympathy award a? Yea, makes sense, sympathy awards! HAHAH!!
Okay, i stil read her blog. can't help it. Wendy rox... But she is stil a bitch. a hot 1.
Er... I guess i just have to go now.. Too much of homework.. and i m starving. Famine in Nottingham. The food sux. and we have to go to our tutor to get his signature. So ma fan! The Nottingham "duno what" department damn boh liao 1.
BYE
I am so loaded with tonnes and tonnes of homework!!! Honestly... this is the first time ever in my life feeling stressed.. and burdened.. I've nvr had tis kind of feeling b4.. Not even when i had SPM. I've got so much of homework, i m like suffocating.. Can't breath.. flooded with papers and lab reports. Guess wat... a lab report each week. That's enough to kill a normal and innocent good looking people like me.
Leave those nerds out!!!
yeah, i know i've told some of you zillion times liao, but seriously, Nottingham is full of nerds, and black people.
Moreover, I haven't even started on my personal access file.. it's this stupid lame english homework.. which we have to submit it in the end of the semester. We have to fill in the columns with what we've done to improve out english reading skill... e.g. speed reading.. or guessing the words.. and we have to like, record down whatever we've done. And that Emet asked us to do like 30 of them. Which traumatises me until now.. I can stil hear his voice inside my head now.. " 10 pages... 10 pages... 3 articles each page.. 3 articles each page..."
Ringing continuously in my head.
OH! that day, the day when i found out a lot about harry potter? Fuck wendy cheng! She is such a spoiler! She wrote an entry.. which somehow consists of part of the tragedy in Harry Potter book 7. damn! Dun12 b her fan edi! And her main motive is to show that she cried because she has sympathy. Okay, fine, Wendy you are very sympathetic and what? are we suppose to giv u an award for that? what? Sympathy award a? Yea, makes sense, sympathy awards! HAHAH!!
Okay, i stil read her blog. can't help it. Wendy rox... But she is stil a bitch. a hot 1.
Er... I guess i just have to go now.. Too much of homework.. and i m starving. Famine in Nottingham. The food sux. and we have to go to our tutor to get his signature. So ma fan! The Nottingham "duno what" department damn boh liao 1.
BYE
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallow
Last entry i said Pam and I were going to queue up for free Harry Potter right? Ahh... we didn't go in the end. We decided later tat we shall leave the books to much poorer ppl. hahaha.. Pam bought two copies from Tesco instead. for 69.90 RM. And my copy is still with her. = = I m so so eager to read the book!
Anyway... the world has reached its end. some 1 hour ago.
I am so overwhelmed with ANGER i have to blog about it!! I am so ANGRY!
Okay, i was walking to the cafeteria with a classmate. Her name is Farah the big oaf. She is so deplorably corpulant her tudung looks like a tiny little handkerchief on her head. She is from Dubai by the way. I wouldn't care if she is going to read my blog and become all sad and miserable. I welcome her to do so in fact. Well, that's the whole point of it, to make her have a little taste on her own medicine. She might cry ," swee loo~ u are so mean~" Oh yes, i am. And that's credited to u stirring me up.
FUCKTARD!!
I was walking with her. And something brought us to a conversation about Harry Potter.. Obviously she is too poor to get a copy of book 7 that she has to strain her eyes on reading it on the internet.. Some no-brain actually typed it out apparently.. and sent it to every1. That's not the case. She'd finish reading it. Like some of other ppl. Being a very careful person, i told her, "hey~ dun tell me anything about it ok? especially the ending." She said, " okay, oh~ by the way... Harry !@&^$$ $*&(@#&^*&^" No, its not typo error. I don't want to ruin everything for u by telling u the ending, like what she did. I was totally stunned. And i didn't know how to react. Blankly, I said, " i'd whack you"
And all she did was.. giving me this Umbridge-like fake smile and walked away. If she was in a painting... I'd really tare her face off.
Arrant annoyance.
What's wrong with her.. i wonder.. does she find it amusing? revealing the mystery of it? oh~ and i am suppose to thank her coz I wouldn't need to get the copy from Pam anymore is it? She just enjoys ruining everything so much. And she thinks that's so brilliant every1 would praise her for being an ass. "Oh! My clever girl! Please tell every1 the ending! and make sure you tell them the most important part!"
FUCK HER! No, i'd say i wouldn't fuck her. Like Xiaxue express how she wouldn't touch steven lim's dick with a 10 foot pole.. I wouldn't even want to imagine her out fled extremely loose rhyming vagina. EW!
Some people are just so FUCKING sad. They try to be notorious. But instead of getting the attention, they get hatred and heated gaze from ppl. especially me. and that's just an expression when i said heated gaze. coz i m not going to gaze at her. That'd cause me endless nights of terrible nightmare. "NO!! NO!! Don't eat me with your vagina!! You hav really bad breath!!"
That's not all.. Obviously Nottingham has not just 1 schmuck. But 2. Later when i complained to my frens how much misery that piece of shit caused me. And this guy who thinks he is damn smart. Sort of hallucinated that she has told me another part of the ending.. and gave me a very good information about it. Which might surprise me a lot when i read it ON MY OWN. Why are there so many asses in Nottingham? Such amateurs wil nvr survive in this society.. trying to be some1 cool and intelligent.. but failed.. indeed. Well, at least this guy apologized. But still, that is ample to keep me traumatized for days. and weeks.
All that i can do now.. is to pretend i nvr heard anything from them at all. Please people.. keep your smelly mouths shut, you have really bad breath. I know i know, you brush ur teeth twice a day, sometimes thrice, very obedient, but too bad ur bad breath stil remains.
And please, remind yourselves not to tell anyone about what's in the end. Ppl don't thank you for doing so. You just piss people off, very cruelly.
Anyway... the world has reached its end. some 1 hour ago.
I am so overwhelmed with ANGER i have to blog about it!! I am so ANGRY!
Okay, i was walking to the cafeteria with a classmate. Her name is Farah the big oaf. She is so deplorably corpulant her tudung looks like a tiny little handkerchief on her head. She is from Dubai by the way. I wouldn't care if she is going to read my blog and become all sad and miserable. I welcome her to do so in fact. Well, that's the whole point of it, to make her have a little taste on her own medicine. She might cry ," swee loo~ u are so mean~" Oh yes, i am. And that's credited to u stirring me up.
FUCKTARD!!
I was walking with her. And something brought us to a conversation about Harry Potter.. Obviously she is too poor to get a copy of book 7 that she has to strain her eyes on reading it on the internet.. Some no-brain actually typed it out apparently.. and sent it to every1. That's not the case. She'd finish reading it. Like some of other ppl. Being a very careful person, i told her, "hey~ dun tell me anything about it ok? especially the ending." She said, " okay, oh~ by the way... Harry !@&^$$ $*&(@#&^*&^" No, its not typo error. I don't want to ruin everything for u by telling u the ending, like what she did. I was totally stunned. And i didn't know how to react. Blankly, I said, " i'd whack you"
And all she did was.. giving me this Umbridge-like fake smile and walked away. If she was in a painting... I'd really tare her face off.
Arrant annoyance.
What's wrong with her.. i wonder.. does she find it amusing? revealing the mystery of it? oh~ and i am suppose to thank her coz I wouldn't need to get the copy from Pam anymore is it? She just enjoys ruining everything so much. And she thinks that's so brilliant every1 would praise her for being an ass. "Oh! My clever girl! Please tell every1 the ending! and make sure you tell them the most important part!"
FUCK HER! No, i'd say i wouldn't fuck her. Like Xiaxue express how she wouldn't touch steven lim's dick with a 10 foot pole.. I wouldn't even want to imagine her out fled extremely loose rhyming vagina. EW!
Some people are just so FUCKING sad. They try to be notorious. But instead of getting the attention, they get hatred and heated gaze from ppl. especially me. and that's just an expression when i said heated gaze. coz i m not going to gaze at her. That'd cause me endless nights of terrible nightmare. "NO!! NO!! Don't eat me with your vagina!! You hav really bad breath!!"
That's not all.. Obviously Nottingham has not just 1 schmuck. But 2. Later when i complained to my frens how much misery that piece of shit caused me. And this guy who thinks he is damn smart. Sort of hallucinated that she has told me another part of the ending.. and gave me a very good information about it. Which might surprise me a lot when i read it ON MY OWN. Why are there so many asses in Nottingham? Such amateurs wil nvr survive in this society.. trying to be some1 cool and intelligent.. but failed.. indeed. Well, at least this guy apologized. But still, that is ample to keep me traumatized for days. and weeks.
All that i can do now.. is to pretend i nvr heard anything from them at all. Please people.. keep your smelly mouths shut, you have really bad breath. I know i know, you brush ur teeth twice a day, sometimes thrice, very obedient, but too bad ur bad breath stil remains.
And please, remind yourselves not to tell anyone about what's in the end. Ppl don't thank you for doing so. You just piss people off, very cruelly.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
University of Nottingham
Gosh... i so need a laptop!! It takes forever to load.. everything!! I nearly fell asleep u know?!
By the way... I am in this really lame IT class... Learning how to access our so-called z drive. And it turned out that some1 actually nvr used Microsoft Word b4... So Bill Gate isn't that popular anyway... Sad case...
Oh! the lecturer is teaching us to access the Nottingham website now.... Arh... http://www.nottingham.edu.my/ I just realized i can't blog efficiently here... The shortcuts are not there.. I can't change my font colour? no? ok fine. I'll change it at home den.
Describe Nottingham. It's hot.. I mean the temperature. No1's hot in this uni. other den myself of course! The ducks are hot too... Yea... we have some what 7 ducks at the lake. And they are not cute. They have tis... scary beaks.. i think they bite. I'd prefer Donald.
Finally. I have campus life now. After 1 and a half year of er.... 'building-life' back in HELP institute.. an underground-building-life actually. But still.. I kind of prefer my life back in HELP college. Rather den here. I don't find friends like Reyah, Pam, Yin, Jess, and every1 else anymore.. Yea.. which means I am with normal ppl.. earthlings.. Reyah's from MARS. Yin from Pluto. and I've no idea where Pam comes from. hahah! Gosh i am so lame... I am so so influenced by the lecturers
Speaking of Pam, that crazy girl wants to buy Harry Potter the 7th book.. the Deathly Hallow... Wooo.... Harry's going die. Sorry Harry's fans. I am crazy bout HP too. Apparently i feel really really bad about it. We can only blame that selfish J.K. Rowling. Kick her ass. What she means by don't want some1 else to continue the story after she's stop writing. She, is a HUGE disappointment. Back to Pam. She wants to be 1 of the first 7 in Borders, Times Square... And she dragged me into the... adventure... as what said she. Oh yea, she din want to be 1 of the first 7 for the fun of it k? We get free copies. And the first 30 gets 50 bucks off... and first 50 gets a breakfast. Whoa... fascinating isn't it? breakfast!! how nice.
OMG!!! Harry Potter book 7 is coming out!!! SOON! Day after tomorrow in fact!! Please buy. Buy 2. 1 for urself, the other 1 for me.
Guys.. who doesn't use a computer? That's what we're discussing right now.. er.. apart from janitors... I suggested singers... Right? They just sing. The very wrinkled lecturer (goodness i hope she doesn't see this) said they do.. Okay, probably they chat online and go to porn sites.
Okay... i'll stop blogging til then. She is talking bout something i am so lost in.
Oh yea oh yea! I want to complain about that idiot who stays opposite my room. He is so harebrained! HE! I think he is having insomnia and can't sleep. So he decided to show off his very loud hi5. With the same 3 songs over and over again.. Midnight. I feel like pulling off his pubic hair. I bet he must have lots of it. So i think i'd need to buy a grass mower. Is that what they call it? grass mower? er... the machine that mows off the grass? I think u get it. What is it called anyway? How much does it cost? I am really in deep consideration whether to buy it or not...
Imagine... *knock knock!* (door opens)
Me: hullo! good evening!"
Black guy: oh hi! wazzup dude!!
Me: er... your music...
BG: wha? u like it? oh yea? i like it too! * dancing like some retard *
Me: *clearing my throat* hem hem... I think it's a bit too loud.
BG: oh yea? so what u gonna do? slap me?
Me: no no... i just bought this grass mower... I think it's kind of cool... Apparently i can't mow those expensive grass in Nottingham... So i decided to try it on u.
BG: what? *scratching his bushy head in a very stupid way* i don't get it...
Me: Well, i think u are just as dumb as u look
BG: huh?
*start mower engine...* *grrr grrr!!*
Me: don't worry... it doesn't hurt at all.. the earth didn't 'ouch' when it gets mowed..
BG: er... try to make the NIKE 'tick' logo?
Me: I'll try my best....
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
..........
Next morning...
Everyone: Gimme an S! *every1 shows ass*
Gimme a double U!
Gimme a double E!
Gimme an L
Gimme a double O!
Gimme SWEE LOO!!!
Let us welcome our hero! Who saved our nights! from the very bushy black
guy's loud speaker!!! Hurray!!!
BG: Thanks dude! for the Adidas logo! It's even kewler den The Nike 1 my gf has!
Me: Welcome, show off ur Adidas logo instead of ur 3 humdrum songs next time.
- End -
P/S: I am in University of Nottingham... MALAYSIA CAMPUS ok? My poor family can't afford it to send me 2 UK. And sorry for not blogging for ages... It's all that online game's fault la!
By the way... I am in this really lame IT class... Learning how to access our so-called z drive. And it turned out that some1 actually nvr used Microsoft Word b4... So Bill Gate isn't that popular anyway... Sad case...
Oh! the lecturer is teaching us to access the Nottingham website now.... Arh... http://www.nottingham.edu.my/ I just realized i can't blog efficiently here... The shortcuts are not there.. I can't change my font colour? no? ok fine. I'll change it at home den.
Describe Nottingham. It's hot.. I mean the temperature. No1's hot in this uni. other den myself of course! The ducks are hot too... Yea... we have some what 7 ducks at the lake. And they are not cute. They have tis... scary beaks.. i think they bite. I'd prefer Donald.
Finally. I have campus life now. After 1 and a half year of er.... 'building-life' back in HELP institute.. an underground-building-life actually. But still.. I kind of prefer my life back in HELP college. Rather den here. I don't find friends like Reyah, Pam, Yin, Jess, and every1 else anymore.. Yea.. which means I am with normal ppl.. earthlings.. Reyah's from MARS. Yin from Pluto. and I've no idea where Pam comes from. hahah! Gosh i am so lame... I am so so influenced by the lecturers
Speaking of Pam, that crazy girl wants to buy Harry Potter the 7th book.. the Deathly Hallow... Wooo.... Harry's going die. Sorry Harry's fans. I am crazy bout HP too. Apparently i feel really really bad about it. We can only blame that selfish J.K. Rowling. Kick her ass. What she means by don't want some1 else to continue the story after she's stop writing. She, is a HUGE disappointment. Back to Pam. She wants to be 1 of the first 7 in Borders, Times Square... And she dragged me into the... adventure... as what said she. Oh yea, she din want to be 1 of the first 7 for the fun of it k? We get free copies. And the first 30 gets 50 bucks off... and first 50 gets a breakfast. Whoa... fascinating isn't it? breakfast!! how nice.
OMG!!! Harry Potter book 7 is coming out!!! SOON! Day after tomorrow in fact!! Please buy. Buy 2. 1 for urself, the other 1 for me.
Guys.. who doesn't use a computer? That's what we're discussing right now.. er.. apart from janitors... I suggested singers... Right? They just sing. The very wrinkled lecturer (goodness i hope she doesn't see this) said they do.. Okay, probably they chat online and go to porn sites.
Okay... i'll stop blogging til then. She is talking bout something i am so lost in.
Oh yea oh yea! I want to complain about that idiot who stays opposite my room. He is so harebrained! HE! I think he is having insomnia and can't sleep. So he decided to show off his very loud hi5. With the same 3 songs over and over again.. Midnight. I feel like pulling off his pubic hair. I bet he must have lots of it. So i think i'd need to buy a grass mower. Is that what they call it? grass mower? er... the machine that mows off the grass? I think u get it. What is it called anyway? How much does it cost? I am really in deep consideration whether to buy it or not...
Imagine... *knock knock!* (door opens)
Me: hullo! good evening!"
Black guy: oh hi! wazzup dude!!
Me: er... your music...
BG: wha? u like it? oh yea? i like it too! * dancing like some retard *
Me: *clearing my throat* hem hem... I think it's a bit too loud.
BG: oh yea? so what u gonna do? slap me?
Me: no no... i just bought this grass mower... I think it's kind of cool... Apparently i can't mow those expensive grass in Nottingham... So i decided to try it on u.
BG: what? *scratching his bushy head in a very stupid way* i don't get it...
Me: Well, i think u are just as dumb as u look
BG: huh?
*start mower engine...* *grrr grrr!!*
Me: don't worry... it doesn't hurt at all.. the earth didn't 'ouch' when it gets mowed..
BG: er... try to make the NIKE 'tick' logo?
Me: I'll try my best....
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
..........
Next morning...
Everyone: Gimme an S! *every1 shows ass*
Gimme a double U!
Gimme a double E!
Gimme an L
Gimme a double O!
Gimme SWEE LOO!!!
Let us welcome our hero! Who saved our nights! from the very bushy black
guy's loud speaker!!! Hurray!!!
BG: Thanks dude! for the Adidas logo! It's even kewler den The Nike 1 my gf has!
Me: Welcome, show off ur Adidas logo instead of ur 3 humdrum songs next time.
- End -
P/S: I am in University of Nottingham... MALAYSIA CAMPUS ok? My poor family can't afford it to send me 2 UK. And sorry for not blogging for ages... It's all that online game's fault la!
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Goldfish
The Goldfish Sanctuary dedicated to the humane treatment of fish everywhere
Who hears the fish when they cry?
- Henry David Thoreau1849
The goldfish is the most common household pet in the world. It is a hardy, interesting, exciting and lovable pet which can live for many years and provide its caretakers with a lifetime of enjoyment and affection.
Unfortunately, because of its commonality, adaptability, and small price, the goldfish is often mistreated, abused, underfed, or made to live in otherwise intolerable conditions.
How many people leap at the chance to care for one of these remarkable creatures, later to decide that they have not even the time to feed it?
The Goldfish Sanctuary is opposed to this kind of maltreatment. A goldfish is inexpensive, yes, but its life is not a worthless one. It is the goal of this Sanctuary to provide a safe, ideal home for goldfish whose owners either mistreat them or are unable to care for them.
I was browsing for goldfishes and i came to this lame article... I find the red lines DARN FARNY!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! ah... Someone actually feels for the goldfishes. Anyway.. they are just fishes. You and I eat gallons of them every year. Vegetarians shut up.
This, obviously shows the bias in today's society!!!! Why am i talking like an intellectual politician? Anyway, back to fishes. Just because of their colours and looks and whatever that differs goldfishes from the edible ones, they choose to protect goldfishes, instead of fillet o'fish!!!
Yes, to the smart ones, I am bringing an expression of our society in Malaysia into my entry. The many bribery country. And so-called many-raced peaceful country. Not as peaceful as it seems tho. You'd wonder... not peaceful meh? no bombing.. no terrorists... no war...
You are darn wrong thinking in that premature and somewhat retarded way. Different race can't live together without ANY conflicts. 3 months in NS has proven my hypothesis acceptable. We had lots of conflicts. Being different in many ways, we tend to be smuggers in the sense of racism. i.e. we think every1 else apart from our race stinks ( i am not saying all, Pamela smells great) Don't you?! If one says, Malaysia is a racism-free country, he/she is either lying or knows scarcely about Malaysia.
Some1 said, 'we have neither terrorism nor war because everyone just live on without bother' Indeed, you wouldn't want any change right? Tho you think it is unfair being mistreated without all those privileges. Yes, i am referring to the way the sadistic government being so bias to Malays and other races. And in the other hand telling us to unite without prejudice. Fuck off. Speaking of unity, what first comes to your mind when you are asked of the definition? If i were Miss Ng, I'd say "Let me make a GOOD GOOD GUESS" , different races living together happily. Different races living together happily. The word "unity" itself is an oxymoron. We were taught to unite, and yet, inputting a sub-conscious telling us that we are indeed different. Why can't they change the syllabus to just.. ' living happily with everyone' ? That'd do it.
Who thinks Malaysian government is very fair to all, please stop reading my blog. Buy a manila card and a marker pen. Write in capital letters "MALAYSIA IS VERY FAIR TO CHINESE AND INDIAN" and skip around in Pasar Seni. You wouldn't be able to come out half alive. Probably you'd need to skip for your whole life. Malaysia does indeed mistreat us. I have something here that makes you think.
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Anyone wants goldfish soup? Yes it is in a bowl.
Who hears the fish when they cry?
- Henry David Thoreau1849
The goldfish is the most common household pet in the world. It is a hardy, interesting, exciting and lovable pet which can live for many years and provide its caretakers with a lifetime of enjoyment and affection.
Unfortunately, because of its commonality, adaptability, and small price, the goldfish is often mistreated, abused, underfed, or made to live in otherwise intolerable conditions.
How many people leap at the chance to care for one of these remarkable creatures, later to decide that they have not even the time to feed it?
The Goldfish Sanctuary is opposed to this kind of maltreatment. A goldfish is inexpensive, yes, but its life is not a worthless one. It is the goal of this Sanctuary to provide a safe, ideal home for goldfish whose owners either mistreat them or are unable to care for them.
I was browsing for goldfishes and i came to this lame article... I find the red lines DARN FARNY!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! ah... Someone actually feels for the goldfishes. Anyway.. they are just fishes. You and I eat gallons of them every year. Vegetarians shut up.
This, obviously shows the bias in today's society!!!! Why am i talking like an intellectual politician? Anyway, back to fishes. Just because of their colours and looks and whatever that differs goldfishes from the edible ones, they choose to protect goldfishes, instead of fillet o'fish!!!
Yes, to the smart ones, I am bringing an expression of our society in Malaysia into my entry. The many bribery country. And so-called many-raced peaceful country. Not as peaceful as it seems tho. You'd wonder... not peaceful meh? no bombing.. no terrorists... no war...
You are darn wrong thinking in that premature and somewhat retarded way. Different race can't live together without ANY conflicts. 3 months in NS has proven my hypothesis acceptable. We had lots of conflicts. Being different in many ways, we tend to be smuggers in the sense of racism. i.e. we think every1 else apart from our race stinks ( i am not saying all, Pamela smells great) Don't you?! If one says, Malaysia is a racism-free country, he/she is either lying or knows scarcely about Malaysia.
Some1 said, 'we have neither terrorism nor war because everyone just live on without bother' Indeed, you wouldn't want any change right? Tho you think it is unfair being mistreated without all those privileges. Yes, i am referring to the way the sadistic government being so bias to Malays and other races. And in the other hand telling us to unite without prejudice. Fuck off. Speaking of unity, what first comes to your mind when you are asked of the definition? If i were Miss Ng, I'd say "Let me make a GOOD GOOD GUESS" , different races living together happily. Different races living together happily. The word "unity" itself is an oxymoron. We were taught to unite, and yet, inputting a sub-conscious telling us that we are indeed different. Why can't they change the syllabus to just.. ' living happily with everyone' ? That'd do it.
Who thinks Malaysian government is very fair to all, please stop reading my blog. Buy a manila card and a marker pen. Write in capital letters "MALAYSIA IS VERY FAIR TO CHINESE AND INDIAN" and skip around in Pasar Seni. You wouldn't be able to come out half alive. Probably you'd need to skip for your whole life. Malaysia does indeed mistreat us. I have something here that makes you think.
LIFE IN MALAYSIA..........................................
DO U THINK IS FAIR OR UNFAIR
(1) Only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays
DO U THINK IS FAIR OR UNFAIR
(1) Only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays
(2) 99% of Petronas directors are malays
(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese
(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by malays
(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status
(6) 0% of non-malays staffs is legally required in malay companies. But there must be 30% staffs in Chinese companies.
(7) 5% of all new intake for government police,nurses,army, is non-malays.
(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF),drop from 40% in 1966
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malaysgovernment servants inPutrajaya. But malays make up 98%
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malaysgovernment servants inPutrajaya. But malays make up 98%
(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese governmentservants in the wholegovernment (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960
(11) 95% of government contracts are given tomalays
(12) 100% all business licensees are controlledby malay governmente.g. Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc
(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managedby Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970s e.g.UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managedby Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970s e.g.UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc
(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other malay transport companies due to rejection by malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses
(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given
(17) 0 non-malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004) (18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatisation of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period
(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000
(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000
(21) 2637 malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000 (22) 2.5% is government budget for Chineseprimary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, malay schools got 96.5%
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary(monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary(monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible
(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are malays
(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004
(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40 years
(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40 years
(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan andKorea under "Look East Policy"
(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004)
(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARAscience schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% malays
(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003
(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957
(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957
(33) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigratedto overseas since 40 years ago
(34) 0.5 million Indians Malaysians hademigrated to overseas
(35) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status.
(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians
(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whether the malay is rich or poor
(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whether the malay is rich or poor
(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get comparewith 98% of what malays villages got for rural development budget
(39) 50 road names (at least) had been changefrom Chinese names to other names
(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g. Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days. Government try to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort
(41) 0 temples/churches were built for eachhousing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built
(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in allhousing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates
(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20years to apply to be constructed. But told by malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004
(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban languagebanned (in 2002)
(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, TV3) are directors of non-malays origin
(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had malay face. You can check it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less
(47) 10 times, at least, malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since1969
(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not getfunds from the government to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed
(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racistly re-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates, particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s
(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items areratified by Malaysia government since 1960
(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items areratified by Malaysia government since 1960
(51) 0 elimination of, all forms of racialdiscrimination (UN Human Rights) is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s
(52) 20 reported cases whereby malay ambulance attendance treated Chinese patients inhumanely, and malay government hospital staffs purposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported cases may be 200
(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese,especially Chinese youths being beaten up by malay youths in public places. We may check at police reports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record
(54) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentally knocked down malays were seriously assaulted or killed by malays
(55) 12% is what ASB/ASN got per annum while banks fixed deposit is only about 3.5% per annum
Fine.. neither did i finish reading all 55. That was an email i received from Jinxiang. And i crave to add in another line. (56) Trainers being really bias in NS camp.
There was this case whereby a few chinese lost their phones.. And trainers did NOT give a damn... Later, a malay lost his only-800-ringgit-worth phone... They acted like some1 lost a chest of diamond. We were forced to stay in line for few hours, MIDNIGHT. And WHUALA! as expected, them being dullards were not able to find it. I clapped my hands. Irony.
In camp, off camp. Either way, it works the same. Got what i mean?
Because Sultan something-something is a descendant of Parameswara, who was the founder of Malacca, and then it grew somehow to Malaysia due to the help of many foreign forces. And they are malays. So, who asked your ancestors to come to Malaysia? Dai Sei.
Anyway, I am not weird suddenly searching up for 'Goldfish' aight? 3 of them just died.. one left. And it is acting really sad.
Anyone wants goldfish soup? Yes it is in a bowl..jpg)
survivor
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Home Alone 6
Due to some technical problems, which includes kock-su-hasn't-sent-pics-to-me... I can't blog about ns, YET. Before i write an entry about National Service.. I just HAVE TO post an entry about wat did i encounter just now. Something much more interesting than just humdrum ns..
Aight... Everything started this morning... everything starts in the morning you see... I woke up at 11.44 am. I was so happy! Finally i kicked off my waking-up-early-bad-habit which obviously developed in NS... Okay, crappings aside.
1st thing i switched on my computer. I checked some mails and deleted most of the friendster-mails. They are DAMN annoying! They always pile up! And most of them are meaningless!
As usual, I did wat i do online.. chatting.. and.. chatting.. Then, i heard a "cling" outside in the hall. I was typing something and didn't really bother to take a look...
After a short while. i went out and saw my key lying on the floor... For a moment i thought some1 tried to break in. Right at that point something else caught my eye. A very fugly pigeon standing at my balcony. I stupidly believed it was that Neornithes that dropped my key.. You know it is a grandiose behavior for a bird to drop some1's key?! So i gaped at it... and greeted it "hullo?" harebrained-ly , half expected it to answer. Probably... "Sorry i dropped your key"
Both of us stayed idle. Gazing at each other.. Suddenly my door opened.. For a moment i thought it was a cat! A really strong 1!! coz my door is sprang. I imagined a humongous cat crawling into my house and eat away all my goldfishes. Curiosity kills a cat. So i thought i could use my curiosity to kill it. Kidding. (the bottom half of the door is blocked from view by the TV showcase. where i usually throw my keys at. And it is just 1 arm away from my door.) I leaned forward to peep. Never seen a monster out of tv b4... I expected some bloody-fanged, green eyed, no nose and golemn-like creature..... And i saw this bony, mucus-filled, dark and hungry hand... stretching and trying its best to grab the key on the floor. I got stunned. It was no cat, but a cad. That dullard looked at me abhorrently and quickly dodged away. He vanished
For those who still couldn't get it.. SOMEONE TRIED TO BREAK IN MY HOUSE!!! AND IT WAS SCARY ! And obviously that burglar went away when the key dropped.. and came back later... To miss. A (she requested for her name to be removed) who stil doesn't get it... = = it is like ... "DUH!"
I imagined later... if i was fast enough.. and slammed the door b4 he jerked his hands back out of the door... How nice it would be...
Some nitwits are just so themselves! How could some1 try to break in ppl's house when it is occupied? In the morning lagi! Go beg for food! I might give a buck or two. Brainless. Mind you, he isn't even old. He is around the age of 20 and he looked hungry. He has 1 pair of hands, and 1 pair of legs. He looks like he could make a good sweeper. But still....
The turpitude in Malaysia... What would happen in 10 years? It is such a shame having such parasites in the same land that we stand. Let us all vanquish these demons!
I wish he gets gonorrhea and dies off, QUICK. I don't mind if it is only diarrhea.
The story tells us not to place our key at any rate near the door.
After all the while.. the pigeon is stil standing at my balcony. And it shat, too.
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Aight... Everything started this morning... everything starts in the morning you see... I woke up at 11.44 am. I was so happy! Finally i kicked off my waking-up-early-bad-habit which obviously developed in NS... Okay, crappings aside.
1st thing i switched on my computer. I checked some mails and deleted most of the friendster-mails. They are DAMN annoying! They always pile up! And most of them are meaningless!
As usual, I did wat i do online.. chatting.. and.. chatting.. Then, i heard a "cling" outside in the hall. I was typing something and didn't really bother to take a look...
After a short while. i went out and saw my key lying on the floor... For a moment i thought some1 tried to break in. Right at that point something else caught my eye. A very fugly pigeon standing at my balcony. I stupidly believed it was that Neornithes that dropped my key.. You know it is a grandiose behavior for a bird to drop some1's key?! So i gaped at it... and greeted it "hullo?" harebrained-ly , half expected it to answer. Probably... "Sorry i dropped your key"
Both of us stayed idle. Gazing at each other.. Suddenly my door opened.. For a moment i thought it was a cat! A really strong 1!! coz my door is sprang. I imagined a humongous cat crawling into my house and eat away all my goldfishes. Curiosity kills a cat. So i thought i could use my curiosity to kill it. Kidding. (the bottom half of the door is blocked from view by the TV showcase. where i usually throw my keys at. And it is just 1 arm away from my door.) I leaned forward to peep. Never seen a monster out of tv b4... I expected some bloody-fanged, green eyed, no nose and golemn-like creature..... And i saw this bony, mucus-filled, dark and hungry hand... stretching and trying its best to grab the key on the floor. I got stunned. It was no cat, but a cad. That dullard looked at me abhorrently and quickly dodged away. He vanished
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Where the key fell...
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My arm is so tanned and sexy
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Evidence supporting that the bottom half is blocked
For those who still couldn't get it.. SOMEONE TRIED TO BREAK IN MY HOUSE!!! AND IT WAS SCARY ! And obviously that burglar went away when the key dropped.. and came back later... To miss. A (she requested for her name to be removed) who stil doesn't get it... = = it is like ... "DUH!"
I imagined later... if i was fast enough.. and slammed the door b4 he jerked his hands back out of the door... How nice it would be...
Some nitwits are just so themselves! How could some1 try to break in ppl's house when it is occupied? In the morning lagi! Go beg for food! I might give a buck or two. Brainless. Mind you, he isn't even old. He is around the age of 20 and he looked hungry. He has 1 pair of hands, and 1 pair of legs. He looks like he could make a good sweeper. But still....
The turpitude in Malaysia... What would happen in 10 years? It is such a shame having such parasites in the same land that we stand. Let us all vanquish these demons!
I wish he gets gonorrhea and dies off, QUICK. I don't mind if it is only diarrhea.
The story tells us not to place our key at any rate near the door.
After all the while.. the pigeon is stil standing at my balcony. And it shat, too.
The Fugly Pigeon
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And its droppings
P/S: Now that i look back.. the last entry was such an utter rubbish. I feel like deleting it.
Saturday, April 7, 2007
National Service
Is like disaster.. a barrier... an invisible and invincible wall... that separates us...
No, don't worry... I didn't burn the camp down.. I am back for 5-day-holidays... Thanks to Good Friday and Easter..
Why didn't God resurrect like... 6 days after the cross? Haiz.. otherwise i might have like... 7 day holidays.. which is reali nice...
I hate National Service! Bugger the government!
P/S : Sorry to disappoint u guys.. I am not uploading any pics yet... "I am fugly" is 1 of the reasons... But the main cause is i forgot to take a "baboon"'s pic... So the effect wil b less superb if that particular pic is not uploaded. So, for Christians, cross your fingers and pray tat the 2 months wil pass in a blink. Buddhist may now go burn some silver, golden papers and also buy "shao zhu" (roast pig) to offer to the your god. And Muslims can go out and circumcise any1 you want. Trust me, you wun b caught!
No, don't worry... I didn't burn the camp down.. I am back for 5-day-holidays... Thanks to Good Friday and Easter..
Why didn't God resurrect like... 6 days after the cross? Haiz.. otherwise i might have like... 7 day holidays.. which is reali nice...
I hate National Service! Bugger the government!
P/S : Sorry to disappoint u guys.. I am not uploading any pics yet... "I am fugly" is 1 of the reasons... But the main cause is i forgot to take a "baboon"'s pic... So the effect wil b less superb if that particular pic is not uploaded. So, for Christians, cross your fingers and pray tat the 2 months wil pass in a blink. Buddhist may now go burn some silver, golden papers and also buy "shao zhu" (roast pig) to offer to the your god. And Muslims can go out and circumcise any1 you want. Trust me, you wun b caught!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!
Yes! I am going to join the 'army' tomorrow! AHAHAH!!! Wars!!!! Gun Fire!! M16!!! Bombs!!!! dirty toilets!!! Stained bed sheets! mosquitoe-filled rooms!!! Here I come!!!
So, today i went shopping for NS items with my mom. My two cousins tagged along. You know i didn't realise i have no sport shoes until my fren told me i need a pair that day. All my shoes are sneakers and other sorts... And so, expecting my shoes will be sunk into mud and cow dung, I bought a pair of Rm16.90 sport shoes from Carrefour.
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Yes, so fugly...
I am going 2 be quite bald after tomorrow.. So, here you go... Pics with HAIR ...
We took the pic in front of times square toilet.
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Hee... My mom's playing games...
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First attempt....jpg)
Aiks! MISSED! .jpg)
2nd attempt!!.jpg)
Mmmuacks! .jpg)
Yea.. M16...
Oh yea! AHAHA... Since my camp is only located at rawang... which is quite near to my place... My mom said she would pay me visits when she feels like it... Aiks.. But Huiyin, Jess, Pam will tag along too! I am so so so happy! Ahaks! Jessica said she would bring some korean food over... YUMMY!!!! I love you guys so much!!!
Jess is leaving us to China to further her studies on the 31st march ... So the last day we see each other would be when she visits me.... Can i cry?
Well... Let us farewell my hair... SING!!!!
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P/S: Will upload lots of pics without hair when I am back! Bye guys!!! FOrget Me nOt!!!!! LURVE YOU!!!
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