The Dump Site for Everyone

www.dumpsiteforeveryone.blogspot.com

2007-08-21T21:53:00.000+08:00

the address very long meh?

anyway... here is my new blog address : www.toiletscent.blogspot.com

Have fun...

I don't deny that

2007-08-16T11:08:00.000+08:00

I am an arrant noob.

I don't even know how to put a background for my blog. And you know some people have really nice pics for the Main title.. the part where i have stupid photo of a very blurry and distanced statue... how to do that? somebody teach me~~~ I want my blog to be like super nice~

And i thought it's suppose to be democratic...

2007-08-15T22:07:00.000+08:00

Okay, thanks to my mom for being so generous and kind to buy me a brand new laptop. i am more than delighted!!! WAHA!!

Just recently, a lot of friends keep telling me that some cad made a song named "negarakuku", which he uploaded in YouTube. Just in case you don't already know, here it is.

Kind of sweet tune he plays huh!

Honestly, i felt for the song. For the first few minutes i thought my face was burning. Burning with rage and animosity! I had a sudden urge to blog bout it.

First of all, i don't hate the government or anything. I remember i posted an entry saying how i hated the government staff working ethics? Yea, everyone knows they suck. It is mentioned in that video in question too! They don't give a whatsoever damn how long you have waited or how long you stil HAVE TO WAIT. And they are undeniably lazy. (I am not saying all, sorry if you work for government and feel very unfair and abused coz u work your ass out everyday, I am referring to those who eat ' nyonya kuih' and makes you wait)

It's so unfair!

I believe that bugger Wee Meng Chee was merely expressing how he feels. Or rather, how most of the Malaysian-Chinese feel. Or, how I feel, partly.

Come on my very just Malaysian Government (liars go to heaven)! IT'S ONLY A SONG! A song that completely abide the democracy! Nothing better to do is it? There are soooooooooooooooo many rapist,thieves,robbers,murderer,sadistic fat lumpy balding pervertised uncles out there can??? Why I don't see you working to f'cking hard to arrest all of them huh?!

Totally wasting time and resourses to 'prove' that you can solve this.. what? BIG CASE is it? ok ok, very proud of you son! Done a really good job! Going to get you new school bag k? GO TO BED LAH!

Please, would you do something more benefitial to the people? And improve what our country is short of, not shortening it can!?

Why they made it such a big deal huh?

Shuk Ling said, 'the UMNO urge the government to arrest him lagi!'

It makes me feel like vomitting! It's like... a loves-to-show-off-very-much fugly student (please imagine her with a lot of freckles and pimples, heavy thick specs, fringe so bushy that almost covered her eyes, and stupid pony tails) complaining to the already-very-annoyed-by-her-fugliness teacher, "Miss miss~ See, Meng Chee is singing a song describing how ugly i am~ Boo hoo~~~"

Whoa, Jessica! Jess used to have thick fringe, but she is definitely not like that ok? She is much prettier can?

Well, i have to write at least ONE sentence that make sense. If it ain't true, why the hell do you care so much what others say, or in this case, sing about you? Be adults la weh! If you think it isn't very true, you are more than welcome to ignore it. Don't be so 'mating' prekindergarten ( mom kind of forbid me using the word 'fucking', oops! but who cares, i fucking don't want to obey! Haha!! i am such a rebellion! )

Do what adults do! Okay, not all adults, most of them blame each other... Anyway, do what is suppose to be done ages ago! i.e. CORRECTION! Mend that smelly mangled shoes! Fire all the lazy staffs! Don't spoon feed them anymore, i plead.

I am so tired and sleepy now... I will blog tomorrow, or day after. I promised! I will! I am getting very excited about this issue! But sadly no1's reading my blog after that 3-month-NS-gap.

FUCKTARD WHY I HAVE TO PAY TO READ MALAYSIAKINI ARTICLE?! CNN DOESN'T NEED SUBSCRIBING ALSO! ( khraaaaaa tui! *cough cough dun reali noe how to spit phlegm* as if i really want to read their articles )

*I am still browsing for more articles about Negarakuku....*

Saturated

2007-07-30T11:04:00.000+08:00

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

I am so loaded with tonnes and tonnes of homework!!! Honestly... this is the first time ever in my life feeling stressed.. and burdened.. I've nvr had tis kind of feeling b4.. Not even when i had SPM. I've got so much of homework, i m like suffocating.. Can't breath.. flooded with papers and lab reports. Guess wat... a lab report each week. That's enough to kill a normal and innocent good looking people like me.

Leave those nerds out!!!

yeah, i know i've told some of you zillion times liao, but seriously, Nottingham is full of nerds, and black people.

Moreover, I haven't even started on my personal access file.. it's this stupid lame english homework.. which we have to submit it in the end of the semester. We have to fill in the columns with what we've done to improve out english reading skill... e.g. speed reading.. or guessing the words.. and we have to like, record down whatever we've done. And that Emet asked us to do like 30 of them. Which traumatises me until now.. I can stil hear his voice inside my head now.. " 10 pages... 10 pages... 3 articles each page.. 3 articles each page..."

Ringing continuously in my head.

OH! that day, the day when i found out a lot about harry potter? Fuck wendy cheng! She is such a spoiler! She wrote an entry.. which somehow consists of part of the tragedy in Harry Potter book 7. damn! Dun12 b her fan edi! And her main motive is to show that she cried because she has sympathy. Okay, fine, Wendy you are very sympathetic and what? are we suppose to giv u an award for that? what? Sympathy award a? Yea, makes sense, sympathy awards! HAHAH!!

Okay, i stil read her blog. can't help it. Wendy rox... But she is stil a bitch. a hot 1.

Er... I guess i just have to go now.. Too much of homework.. and i m starving. Famine in Nottingham. The food sux. and we have to go to our tutor to get his signature. So ma fan! The Nottingham "duno what" department damn boh liao 1.

BYE

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallow

2007-07-26T12:57:00.000+08:00

Last entry i said Pam and I were going to queue up for free Harry Potter right? Ahh... we didn't go in the end. We decided later tat we shall leave the books to much poorer ppl. hahaha.. Pam bought two copies from Tesco instead. for 69.90 RM. And my copy is still with her. = = I m so so eager to read the book!

Anyway... the world has reached its end. some 1 hour ago.

I am so overwhelmed with ANGER i have to blog about it!! I am so ANGRY!

Okay, i was walking to the cafeteria with a classmate. Her name is Farah the big oaf. She is so deplorably corpulant her tudung looks like a tiny little handkerchief on her head. She is from Dubai by the way. I wouldn't care if she is going to read my blog and become all sad and miserable. I welcome her to do so in fact. Well, that's the whole point of it, to make her have a little taste on her own medicine. She might cry ," swee loo~ u are so mean~" Oh yes, i am. And that's credited to u stirring me up.

FUCKTARD!!

I was walking with her. And something brought us to a conversation about Harry Potter.. Obviously she is too poor to get a copy of book 7 that she has to strain her eyes on reading it on the internet.. Some no-brain actually typed it out apparently.. and sent it to every1. That's not the case. She'd finish reading it. Like some of other ppl. Being a very careful person, i told her, "hey~ dun tell me anything about it ok? especially the ending." She said, " okay, oh~ by the way... Harry !@&^$$ $*&(@#&^*&^" No, its not typo error. I don't want to ruin everything for u by telling u the ending, like what she did. I was totally stunned. And i didn't know how to react. Blankly, I said, " i'd whack you"

And all she did was.. giving me this Umbridge-like fake smile and walked away. If she was in a painting... I'd really tare her face off.

Arrant annoyance.

What's wrong with her.. i wonder.. does she find it amusing? revealing the mystery of it? oh~ and i am suppose to thank her coz I wouldn't need to get the copy from Pam anymore is it? She just enjoys ruining everything so much. And she thinks that's so brilliant every1 would praise her for being an ass. "Oh! My clever girl! Please tell every1 the ending! and make sure you tell them the most important part!"

FUCK HER! No, i'd say i wouldn't fuck her. Like Xiaxue express how she wouldn't touch steven lim's dick with a 10 foot pole.. I wouldn't even want to imagine her out fled extremely loose rhyming vagina. EW!

Some people are just so FUCKING sad. They try to be notorious. But instead of getting the attention, they get hatred and heated gaze from ppl. especially me. and that's just an expression when i said heated gaze. coz i m not going to gaze at her. That'd cause me endless nights of terrible nightmare. "NO!! NO!! Don't eat me with your vagina!! You hav really bad breath!!"

That's not all.. Obviously Nottingham has not just 1 schmuck. But 2. Later when i complained to my frens how much misery that piece of shit caused me. And this guy who thinks he is damn smart. Sort of hallucinated that she has told me another part of the ending.. and gave me a very good information about it. Which might surprise me a lot when i read it ON MY OWN. Why are there so many asses in Nottingham? Such amateurs wil nvr survive in this society.. trying to be some1 cool and intelligent.. but failed.. indeed. Well, at least this guy apologized. But still, that is ample to keep me traumatized for days. and weeks.

All that i can do now.. is to pretend i nvr heard anything from them at all. Please people.. keep your smelly mouths shut, you have really bad breath. I know i know, you brush ur teeth twice a day, sometimes thrice, very obedient, but too bad ur bad breath stil remains.

And please, remind yourselves not to tell anyone about what's in the end. Ppl don't thank you for doing so. You just piss people off, very cruelly.

University of Nottingham

2007-07-19T14:21:00.000+08:00

Gosh... i so need a laptop!! It takes forever to load.. everything!! I nearly fell asleep u know?!

By the way... I am in this really lame IT class... Learning how to access our so-called z drive. And it turned out that some1 actually nvr used Microsoft Word b4... So Bill Gate isn't that popular anyway... Sad case...

Oh! the lecturer is teaching us to access the Nottingham website now.... Arh... http://www.nottingham.edu.my/ I just realized i can't blog efficiently here... The shortcuts are not there.. I can't change my font colour? no? ok fine. I'll change it at home den.

Describe Nottingham. It's hot.. I mean the temperature. No1's hot in this uni. other den myself of course! The ducks are hot too... Yea... we have some what 7 ducks at the lake. And they are not cute. They have tis... scary beaks.. i think they bite. I'd prefer Donald.

Finally. I have campus life now. After 1 and a half year of er.... 'building-life' back in HELP institute.. an underground-building-life actually. But still.. I kind of prefer my life back in HELP college. Rather den here. I don't find friends like Reyah, Pam, Yin, Jess, and every1 else anymore.. Yea.. which means I am with normal ppl.. earthlings.. Reyah's from MARS. Yin from Pluto. and I've no idea where Pam comes from. hahah! Gosh i am so lame... I am so so influenced by the lecturers

Speaking of Pam, that crazy girl wants to buy Harry Potter the 7th book.. the Deathly Hallow... Wooo.... Harry's going die. Sorry Harry's fans. I am crazy bout HP too. Apparently i feel really really bad about it. We can only blame that selfish J.K. Rowling. Kick her ass. What she means by don't want some1 else to continue the story after she's stop writing. She, is a HUGE disappointment. Back to Pam. She wants to be 1 of the first 7 in Borders, Times Square... And she dragged me into the... adventure... as what said she. Oh yea, she din want to be 1 of the first 7 for the fun of it k? We get free copies. And the first 30 gets 50 bucks off... and first 50 gets a breakfast. Whoa... fascinating isn't it? breakfast!! how nice.

OMG!!! Harry Potter book 7 is coming out!!! SOON! Day after tomorrow in fact!! Please buy. Buy 2. 1 for urself, the other 1 for me.

Guys.. who doesn't use a computer? That's what we're discussing right now.. er.. apart from janitors... I suggested singers... Right? They just sing. The very wrinkled lecturer (goodness i hope she doesn't see this) said they do.. Okay, probably they chat online and go to porn sites.

Okay... i'll stop blogging til then. She is talking bout something i am so lost in.

Oh yea oh yea! I want to complain about that idiot who stays opposite my room. He is so harebrained! HE! I think he is having insomnia and can't sleep. So he decided to show off his very loud hi5. With the same 3 songs over and over again.. Midnight. I feel like pulling off his pubic hair. I bet he must have lots of it. So i think i'd need to buy a grass mower. Is that what they call it? grass mower? er... the machine that mows off the grass? I think u get it. What is it called anyway? How much does it cost? I am really in deep consideration whether to buy it or not...

Imagine... *knock knock!* (door opens)

Me: hullo! good evening!"

Black guy: oh hi! wazzup dude!!

Me: er... your music...

BG: wha? u like it? oh yea? i like it too! * dancing like some retard *

Me: *clearing my throat* hem hem... I think it's a bit too loud.

BG: oh yea? so what u gonna do? slap me?

Me: no no... i just bought this grass mower... I think it's kind of cool... Apparently i can't mow those expensive grass in Nottingham... So i decided to try it on u.

BG: what? *scratching his bushy head in a very stupid way* i don't get it...

Me: Well, i think u are just as dumb as u look

BG: huh?

*start mower engine...* *grrr grrr!!*

Me: don't worry... it doesn't hurt at all.. the earth didn't 'ouch' when it gets mowed..

BG: er... try to make the NIKE 'tick' logo?

Me: I'll try my best....

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

..........

Next morning...

Everyone: Gimme an S! *every1 shows ass*
Gimme a double U!
Gimme a double E!
Gimme an L
Gimme a double O!
Gimme SWEE LOO!!!
Let us welcome our hero! Who saved our nights! from the very bushy black
guy's loud speaker!!! Hurray!!!

BG: Thanks dude! for the Adidas logo! It's even kewler den The Nike 1 my gf has!

Me: Welcome, show off ur Adidas logo instead of ur 3 humdrum songs next time.

- End -

P/S: I am in University of Nottingham... MALAYSIA CAMPUS ok? My poor family can't afford it to send me 2 UK. And sorry for not blogging for ages... It's all that online game's fault la!

Goldfish

2007-06-13T10:22:00.000+08:00

The Goldfish Sanctuary dedicated to the humane treatment of fish everywhere

Who hears the fish when they cry?
- Henry David Thoreau1849

The goldfish is the most common household pet in the world. It is a hardy, interesting, exciting and lovable pet which can live for many years and provide its caretakers with a lifetime of enjoyment and affection.

Unfortunately, because of its commonality, adaptability, and small price, the goldfish is often mistreated, abused, underfed, or made to live in otherwise intolerable conditions.

How many people leap at the chance to care for one of these remarkable creatures, later to decide that they have not even the time to feed it?
The Goldfish Sanctuary is opposed to this kind of maltreatment. A goldfish is inexpensive, yes, but its life is not a worthless one. It is the goal of this Sanctuary to provide a safe, ideal home for goldfish whose owners either mistreat them or are unable to care for them.

I was browsing for goldfishes and i came to this lame article... I find the red lines DARN FARNY!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! ah... Someone actually feels for the goldfishes. Anyway.. they are just fishes. You and I eat gallons of them every year. Vegetarians shut up.

This, obviously shows the bias in today's society!!!! Why am i talking like an intellectual politician? Anyway, back to fishes. Just because of their colours and looks and whatever that differs goldfishes from the edible ones, they choose to protect goldfishes, instead of fillet o'fish!!!

Yes, to the smart ones, I am bringing an expression of our society in Malaysia into my entry. The many bribery country. And so-called many-raced peaceful country. Not as peaceful as it seems tho. You'd wonder... not peaceful meh? no bombing.. no terrorists... no war...

You are darn wrong thinking in that premature and somewhat retarded way. Different race can't live together without ANY conflicts. 3 months in NS has proven my hypothesis acceptable. We had lots of conflicts. Being different in many ways, we tend to be smuggers in the sense of racism. i.e. we think every1 else apart from our race stinks ( i am not saying all, Pamela smells great) Don't you?! If one says, Malaysia is a racism-free country, he/she is either lying or knows scarcely about Malaysia.

Some1 said, 'we have neither terrorism nor war because everyone just live on without bother' Indeed, you wouldn't want any change right? Tho you think it is unfair being mistreated without all those privileges. Yes, i am referring to the way the sadistic government being so bias to Malays and other races. And in the other hand telling us to unite without prejudice. Fuck off. Speaking of unity, what first comes to your mind when you are asked of the definition? If i were Miss Ng, I'd say "Let me make a GOOD GOOD GUESS" , different races living together happily. Different races living together happily. The word "unity" itself is an oxymoron. We were taught to unite, and yet, inputting a sub-conscious telling us that we are indeed different. Why can't they change the syllabus to just.. ' living happily with everyone' ? That'd do it.

Who thinks Malaysian government is very fair to all, please stop reading my blog. Buy a manila card and a marker pen. Write in capital letters "MALAYSIA IS VERY FAIR TO CHINESE AND INDIAN" and skip around in Pasar Seni. You wouldn't be able to come out half alive. Probably you'd need to skip for your whole life. Malaysia does indeed mistreat us. I have something here that makes you think.

LIFE IN MALAYSIA..........................................
DO U THINK IS FAIR OR UNFAIR

(1) Only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays

(2) 99% of Petronas directors are malays

(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese

(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by malays

(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status

(6) 0% of non-malays staffs is legally required in malay companies. But there must be 30% staffs in Chinese companies.

(7) 5% of all new intake for government police,nurses,army, is non-malays.

(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF),drop from 40% in 1966
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malaysgovernment servants inPutrajaya. But malays make up 98%

(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese governmentservants in the wholegovernment (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960

(11) 95% of government contracts are given tomalays

(12) 100% all business licensees are controlledby malay governmente.g. Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc

(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managedby Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970s e.g.UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc

(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other malay transport companies due to rejection by malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses

(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given

(17) 0 non-malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004) (18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatisation of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(21) 2637 malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000 (22) 2.5% is government budget for Chineseprimary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, malay schools got 96.5%
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary(monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible

(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are malays

(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004
(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40 years

(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan andKorea under "Look East Policy"

(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004)

(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARAscience schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% malays

(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003

(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957

(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957

(33) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigratedto overseas since 40 years ago

(34) 0.5 million Indians Malaysians hademigrated to overseas

(35) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status.

(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians
(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whether the malay is rich or poor

(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get comparewith 98% of what malays villages got for rural development budget

(39) 50 road names (at least) had been changefrom Chinese names to other names

(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g. Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days. Government try to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort

(41) 0 temples/churches were built for eachhousing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built

(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in allhousing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates

(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20years to apply to be constructed. But told by malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004

(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban languagebanned (in 2002)

(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, TV3) are directors of non-malays origin

(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had malay face. You can check it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less

(47) 10 times, at least, malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since1969

(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not getfunds from the government to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed

(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racistly re-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates, particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s
(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items areratified by Malaysia government since 1960

(51) 0 elimination of, all forms of racialdiscrimination (UN Human Rights) is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s

(52) 20 reported cases whereby malay ambulance attendance treated Chinese patients inhumanely, and malay government hospital staffs purposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported cases may be 200

(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese,especially Chinese youths being beaten up by malay youths in public places. We may check at police reports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record

(54) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentally knocked down malays were seriously assaulted or killed by malays

(55) 12% is what ASB/ASN got per annum while banks fixed deposit is only about 3.5% per annum

Fine.. neither did i finish reading all 55. That was an email i received from Jinxiang. And i crave to add in another line. (56) Trainers being really bias in NS camp.

There was this case whereby a few chinese lost their phones.. And trainers did NOT give a damn... Later, a malay lost his only-800-ringgit-worth phone... They acted like some1 lost a chest of diamond. We were forced to stay in line for few hours, MIDNIGHT. And WHUALA! as expected, them being dullards were not able to find it. I clapped my hands. Irony.

In camp, off camp. Either way, it works the same. Got what i mean?

Because Sultan something-something is a descendant of Parameswara, who was the founder of Malacca, and then it grew somehow to Malaysia due to the help of many foreign forces. And they are malays. So, who asked your ancestors to come to Malaysia? Dai Sei.

Anyway, I am not weird suddenly searching up for 'Goldfish' aight? 3 of them just died.. one left. And it is acting really sad.

Anyone wants goldfish soup? Yes it is in a bowl.

survivor

Home Alone 6

2007-06-12T12:54:00.000+08:00

Due to some technical problems, which includes kock-su-hasn't-sent-pics-to-me... I can't blog about ns, YET. Before i write an entry about National Service.. I just HAVE TO post an entry about wat did i encounter just now. Something much more interesting than just humdrum ns..

Aight... Everything started this morning... everything starts in the morning you see... I woke up at 11.44 am. I was so happy! Finally i kicked off my waking-up-early-bad-habit which obviously developed in NS... Okay, crappings aside.

1st thing i switched on my computer. I checked some mails and deleted most of the friendster-mails. They are DAMN annoying! They always pile up! And most of them are meaningless!

As usual, I did wat i do online.. chatting.. and.. chatting.. Then, i heard a "cling" outside in the hall. I was typing something and didn't really bother to take a look...

After a short while. i went out and saw my key lying on the floor... For a moment i thought some1 tried to break in. Right at that point something else caught my eye. A very fugly pigeon standing at my balcony. I stupidly believed it was that Neornithes that dropped my key.. You know it is a grandiose behavior for a bird to drop some1's key?! So i gaped at it... and greeted it "hullo?" harebrained-ly , half expected it to answer. Probably... "Sorry i dropped your key"

Both of us stayed idle. Gazing at each other.. Suddenly my door opened.. For a moment i thought it was a cat! A really strong 1!! coz my door is sprang. I imagined a humongous cat crawling into my house and eat away all my goldfishes. Curiosity kills a cat. So i thought i could use my curiosity to kill it. Kidding. (the bottom half of the door is blocked from view by the TV showcase. where i usually throw my keys at. And it is just 1 arm away from my door.) I leaned forward to peep. Never seen a monster out of tv b4... I expected some bloody-fanged, green eyed, no nose and golemn-like creature..... And i saw this bony, mucus-filled, dark and hungry hand... stretching and trying its best to grab the key on the floor. I got stunned. It was no cat, but a cad. That dullard looked at me abhorrently and quickly dodged away. He vanished

Where the key fell...

My arm is so tanned and sexy

Evidence supporting that the bottom half is blocked

For those who still couldn't get it.. SOMEONE TRIED TO BREAK IN MY HOUSE!!! AND IT WAS SCARY ! And obviously that burglar went away when the key dropped.. and came back later... To miss. A (she requested for her name to be removed) who stil doesn't get it... = = it is like ... "DUH!"

I imagined later... if i was fast enough.. and slammed the door b4 he jerked his hands back out of the door... How nice it would be...

Some nitwits are just so themselves! How could some1 try to break in ppl's house when it is occupied? In the morning lagi! Go beg for food! I might give a buck or two. Brainless. Mind you, he isn't even old. He is around the age of 20 and he looked hungry. He has 1 pair of hands, and 1 pair of legs. He looks like he could make a good sweeper. But still....

The turpitude in Malaysia... What would happen in 10 years? It is such a shame having such parasites in the same land that we stand. Let us all vanquish these demons!

I wish he gets gonorrhea and dies off, QUICK. I don't mind if it is only diarrhea.

The story tells us not to place our key at any rate near the door.

After all the while.. the pigeon is stil standing at my balcony. And it shat, too.

The Fugly Pigeon

And its droppings

P/S: Now that i look back.. the last entry was such an utter rubbish. I feel like deleting it.

National Service

2007-04-07T22:34:00.000+08:00

Is like disaster.. a barrier... an invisible and invincible wall... that separates us...

No, don't worry... I didn't burn the camp down.. I am back for 5-day-holidays... Thanks to Good Friday and Easter..

Why didn't God resurrect like... 6 days after the cross? Haiz.. otherwise i might have like... 7 day holidays.. which is reali nice...

I hate National Service! Bugger the government!

P/S : Sorry to disappoint u guys.. I am not uploading any pics yet... "I am fugly" is 1 of the reasons... But the main cause is i forgot to take a "baboon"'s pic... So the effect wil b less superb if that particular pic is not uploaded. So, for Christians, cross your fingers and pray tat the 2 months wil pass in a blink. Buddhist may now go burn some silver, golden papers and also buy "shao zhu" (roast pig) to offer to the your god. And Muslims can go out and circumcise any1 you want. Trust me, you wun b caught!

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!

2007-03-17T22:15:00.000+08:00

Yes! I am going to join the 'army' tomorrow! AHAHAH!!! Wars!!!! Gun Fire!! M16!!! Bombs!!!! dirty toilets!!! Stained bed sheets! mosquitoe-filled rooms!!! Here I come!!!

Woo hoo~~~ really looking forward to NS ! And it is tomorrow!

So, today i went shopping for NS items with my mom. My two cousins tagged along. You know i didn't realise i have no sport shoes until my fren told me i need a pair that day. All my shoes are sneakers and other sorts... And so, expecting my shoes will be sunk into mud and cow dung, I bought a pair of Rm16.90 sport shoes from Carrefour.

Yes, so fugly...

I am going 2 be quite bald after tomorrow.. So, here you go... Pics with HAIR ...

That's Jess. She thought Banana leaves are edible. ( go to the link, Press crtl + F, type korean)

We took the pic in front of times square toilet.

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Hee... My mom's playing games...

First attempt...

Aiks! MISSED!

2nd attempt!!

Mmmuacks!

Yea.. M16...

Oh yea! AHAHA... Since my camp is only located at rawang... which is quite near to my place... My mom said she would pay me visits when she feels like it... Aiks.. But Huiyin, Jess, Pam will tag along too! I am so so so happy! Ahaks! Jessica said she would bring some korean food over... YUMMY!!!! I love you guys so much!!!

Jess is leaving us to China to further her studies on the 31st march ... So the last day we see each other would be when she visits me.... Can i cry?

Well... Let us farewell my hair... SING!!!!

Goodbye~~ My HAIR~~~

P/S: Will upload lots of pics without hair when I am back! Bye guys!!! FOrget Me nOt!!!!! LURVE YOU!!!

Taxi Drivers

2007-03-17T00:33:00.000+08:00

I AM SO PISSED! SO SO SO Pissed~!!!! Why are they so f**king cunning and... ethicless!?!??!

Today, i took a cab from college to LRT station... I didn't realise that cab was meter-less. So i just sat there like a yo-yo. Until i reached the station.. I simply grabbed a 5ringgit note from my wallet, coz it costs only that much normally.

Then, the stinky driver turned stupidly to the back, and said "lapan ringgit (rm8)" and i said, "lima ringgit (rm5)" He answered, "lapan ringgit" again very irritatedly i told him "lima ringgit". and the same lines went on for at least 5 times.

I was quite traumatized, terrified and... alright.. i was scared. But i seemed to be scarier. Coz he looked so pale when i told him so firmly that it was his fault he doesn't have a meter. I guess i looked very fierce... ahaks! anyway, he said i didn't see properly that he doesn't have a meter and went into his car.. WHAT? if i look properly then the meter will come out is it?

He said it was my fault i went INTO his car without bargaining the fare with him.. WHAT?!?! Oh! so everytime i take a cab, I have to say, "excuse me Mister, Do you have a meter? How much it costs to go to Bangsar LRT station?" Taxi's are suppose 2 b facilitated with a METER! Come on! that's comman sense alright? A cab without METER illegally.. is ILLEGAL!!!

How dared he still negotiate with me! He said, Okay, i less 1 ringgit for u. So it is RM7 now. Yay~~~ i get discount! I should clap my hands and jump around happily! FUCK HIM! HELL NO! What did he mean by rm7 is good enough? Coz it is 1 ringgit less!?!?! It is NOT! I told him... "It is 2 ringgit MORE!" I don't really mind about that 3bucks. 3 bucks worth 6 sour plum sweets tho. But it just doesn't feel ALRIGHT being cheated like tat. I would giv him 3 bucks if he begs on the street handLESSly. But being cheated like that?! NO! HELL NO!

I still remember how pathetic he looked... He looked scared, but greedy. Ah... He looked like a greedy cowardy pig. At the end, I told him, I am paying only 5 ringgit. Thank you, Bye. And i walked out of the cab. The last word i heard b4 I slammed the door shut was "WOI !" . I seriously dared not to look back.. And i swear my hands were trembling. SO scared he would chase after me for 3 ringgit!! Thank GOodness he didn't. I heard some1 honking him tho. DAI SEI! ( very good)

This is not the 1st time i encounter this kind of incident. You know, some taxi drivers are so sadistic. They have no working ethics at all. The taxi is so smelly. the air cond not working. got ppl pee on the seat b4. the door handle got chewing gum. Don't they clean their taxi's ?!?!?! And some of them put Ambi Pur, which smells almost as bad as my cousin's shoes.

There was this time... last year... i think. I took a cab home. And it cost only 3ringgit. But i didn't have small change. So i gave the driver a 10 ringgit note instead. Oh! I forgot! the driver was really not in the mood.. Or he has never been "in the mood" at all since he was born. So, i gave him the note. He said, in a very annoying way. " I have no small change! You GO! You GO! You GO down and get the small change!! " I gazed confusely at him. It was really drizzling. I said, in a hey-i-am-not-timid way. " NO! You go get the change! You are doing business! So you are suppose to have small change!" Well.. That makes a lot of sense. I mean... How can he has no small change? My grandma carries many bags of coins with her to her store in the market. I didn't belief that he has no change AT ALL.

So i insisted to stay in the cab and ask him to get the change. You know what did he try to do? Well, he explained sweetly that he was going to leave me at the shop lots after he get the small change. WHAT?!!?! And he drove the car. I quickly said. "NO! You are not going to do that, because you are definitely going to lose your job" At the same second, he brake the car. I was so happy. And he started making fuss about me being rude. So, i told him in the same sweet manner, " what? I am rude? You were the one who raised your voice first. I am anyway your passanger. Shouldn't you pay me a lot of respect? Now who is being rude?"

Then he made some illogical complains about me. He said, "You thought this is a bus a? Take short-cuts 1 ar? You thought this is a bus a? provide small change for you a?" I gave him a you-were-being-really-contradicting kind of look. Can't see the contradiction meh? Buses take short-cuts and cabs don't... Buses PROVIDE SMALL CHANGE!! I doubt he ever went on a bus at all.

Lost in words.. we both threw heated gaze at each other for a very long time. And i broke the silence with " what is your ID number?" He went all panicked and terrified and nervous... "what? what ID ID?" " Er... Your taxi driver ID.. Every driver has an ID number right?" He stayed frozen for a while... What followed? He turned the sterring, went back to in front of my apartment... and looked at me again. He said, " i realy have no small change" I smirked at him and said, there is a 5ringgit note at ur ... er.. what we call it? the "cave" in front of the driver.. Right behind the sterring.. There is this caving in part where all the gas tank meter and stuff are there. Er... yea, I assume you get what i mean. There was a 5 ringgit note. He said, I need that later. Oh! But you need it now too. I insisted stubbornly that i really think he has the balance. Then hor, he obediently grabbed his wallet out of his butt. and look out the balance... handed in to me.. But gribbed the money tight.. and told me " Now, i m driver and you are passanger, nothing went wrong, OK?" *apparently he knew finally that i am not just a weakling*

"OK?"

I stared at him

"OK?!"

I let go of the money... and continued to stare at him

"....ok?..."

I stared... at him....

"...ok?..."

yea.. i was still staring

"OK!" He answered his own question. And gave me the money. I went home very happily.

That was not the end....

1 week later... I wanted to take a cab home again.. So i opened the door and said "Setapak Indah~" The driver looked at me.. and he recognised me STRAIGHT AWAY! He said, " no no no~~~ no setapak indah" I slammed the door.

Yes, the same driver.

P/S : Sorry, i changed my mind about the spooky entry... I think i will write about it after national service... Coz i guess i would have more spooky stories to tell.. hee hee....

P/S (2) : Please, Be aware of those sadists out there! Those cab drivers are really cunning! Protect yourself by learning how to say "NO!". STand on your ground if you think they are doing something against the LAW, AND against YOU! Do NOT give an inch! Not even to 6ringgit if the fare is suppose to be 5. Stick to 5. Not even rm5.10!

Return to the guise that you were meant to be in !!!

2007-03-14T23:30:00.000+08:00

That was Sakura's main line.

Just recently, i got so obsessed with Card Captor Sakura. I know.. it is not really a guy thing.. But i was just too free alright? Why not Gundam Seed? Argh.. probably will watch it when i stil have time b4 i leave for NS den... Thanks to Youtube anyway.

That is sakura in pink, and kero in his fur.

Well, it really stirs up a lot of memory.. Memory of myself waking up really early in the morning to watch cartoons during weekends.. I used to be a very very imaginative kid.. ar.. i still am, just that i am no more a kid. EH! those adults! I am much grown up now compared to 10 years ago alright?!! In fact, BIG difference compared to 2 years ago!

Alright.. back to being imaginative.... when i was younger.. primary to secondary. I often sit at my baby-sitter's house... gaze at the patchy yellow stained, cracked wall( kidding.. she has really clean and perfect walls ok?!) and imagined a lot of "perhaps" and "what if's". What if Magic really exist.. not that kind that turn a coin into a rabbit.. But real Magic! Something like Harry Potter kind of magic.. What if i am one of the few who has the kind of power... How interesting it would be! Freezing the time like Piper in the Charmed during exams and peep on my intelligent friends' answers.. Speaking of exams.. I just got my result.. It is BAD. I got an A.. whooo~~~ applause~~~ But that was only maths... then, what follow are a C, and a D for Chemistry and Biology respectively. This proves my choice of taking engineering in further studies the RIGHT PATH !

Bad results aside... I often imagined that i have few other siblings.. 2 elder brothers... and 3 elder sisters. Okay.. the following will sound really really really awkward. But, just bare with me. What do you expect? That was a primary imagination!

Okay... So we all live in this Castle.. A real BIG 1. And our job.. We have no job.. Each of us has a different element..

The eldest, being the most handsome, is the THUNDER.
The 2nd, i didn't imagine his face.. a not-so-important character.. is the water.. or RAIN.. who cares...
The 3rd 1... of coz a girl.. i said 2 brothers 3 sisters. So, what follows must a girl, okay morons? The 3rd is the WIND. She has very wavy and curly hair. Matured looking. And... not very friendly.

The 4th, is the ICE (suppose to be white, but the background is rather too pale.. the words turn out to be like this FUCK YOU!!!!). She is the prettiest of all. She has long straight hair.. and very ice-princess looking.
The 5th is the LIGHTNING, She is particularly mischievous. and she cherished fighting with me. And she is around my age.

FINE!! LAUGH your heads off !!!!

I know.. This sounds rather ridiculous. But, please be reminded that I imagined these kind of fantasy ages ago ok? = =

Oops, I left myself out. I am the FIRE. And i am the cutest of all. But now as i grow up. I become more and more handsome instead. AHAHAH!!!

SO, that was how i spent my time at home... Cause.. I am the only child. My baby-sitter is apparently not of my age. Her daughter is always studying. I had no1 to play with. Sometimes, I imagine what if i have a brother.. or a sister.. It would really be very very nice.

Speaking of imagination.. anyone here had an imaginary friend? or you are still having it?!! that is really spooky...

Well, I had 1... Reyah had 1 too. ahaks! But she doesn't allow us to announce the name of her "friend". Reyah said, " boys are more visualised." Which means, our friends have face. and vice versa. Theirs are.. INVISIBLE!!! SCARY hor?? But, mine is worse tho... My mom said i once described my "friend" as ... green faced, red eyed, sharp fanged, and a very protective brother. So in case any1 bullies me, HE will be the first to penetrate his fangs through their meaty necks. HEE HEE HEE... How did i actually make friends with some1 that look so awful? But thank him for giving me company that time... I heard that kids that have imaginary friends are smarter, but why am i so stupid? i got C and D!!!! Boo hooo~~~!!!!!

BAD RESULTS ASIDE! ASIDE!!!!

I can't really remember a lot about that "friend" of mine... But i have some trace of memory that i often felt i had a brother who died ages ago. Ahaks! But i am definitely the first and the last child my mom gave birth to!

HAHAH... I must have looked so stupid talking to the air sitting beside me.

Imagine... me talking with my "friend". "hey... your fang grew a little longer today... mind shorten it a bit tomorrow? so that it won't look too scary?" He answers, " Ok." (dad passed by)
"OUCH!!!" "HOI! You stepped on my friend's feet! How dare you!" and my mom calls out from the kitchen. " Dinner is ready~~~ " The end.

Huh?!!?!?

I lazy to think of funny stuff .. sorry....

Hm... It is always good to be a kid right? How come i never thought like that when i was still a kid? ar... if i've thought like tat i wouldn't be quite a kiddy kid.

Kids, are innocent, so happy, so worry-free, so lack of homework... whatever they do, they are doing the right thing. Even when they shit on the wall, it is an ART.

Ar... Rewind rewind... It was 2005 when i started to get exposed to what the world really is. Yes, from the internet. I got to know a lot of people.. A lot of KINDS of people. Funny ppl... weird ppl... stupid ppl... okay ppl... uninteresting pp... happy ppl.. act-cute ppl... and.. of course.. SAD ppl.. Among my online friends.. Most of them they are categorized under the last bunch of ppl. They are often sad. I don't know why. But they are just sad. There are so many happy stuffs happening around them. And yet, they choose to weep over tiny little tragedy. Such as, quarreling with their boyfrens or girlfrens.. lost 10 bucks... The boss picked his nose. And then they got all serious and sad and long faced the whole week. or month. or year. or ever.

COME ON PEOPLE!!! CHEER UP!!! There are so much more! SO MUCH MORE indeed! in the world! Let's be happy! Don't cry over something that is suppose to be forgotten, and will be somehow forgotten! 10 years later, you will regret being all swollen eyes because your fish died! Or your boyfriend left you and went with some1 fatter... You will tell your children that you ARE glad that he left u! Otherwise, those cute faces would never exist at all!

Right?

Life is not all about that. Life is so much more. I dare not boast that i know tons about life. But AT LEAST i know that what i've seen til now, is not what life is just all about.

LIFE, IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THESE!

Oh! And i really really hate attention seekers! Not the cool ones.. But the sad ones! Those that cry, scream, shout, yell, groan, moan, roar to others when they don't get enough attention... They are really SAD cases! I have a friend named Ju*o tho... He is totally that kind of sadist. utter mess he is!!

P/S: Next blog entry will be tomorrow or day after... Interesting spooky stuff coming! hee heee.....

Pants.

2007-03-12T22:39:00.000+08:00

Today, i went to the gym. just like many other normal days.

Until, I realise that my shorts, are not in good condition. I was enjoying myself punching the air during the Body Combat class. Punching, kicking, and of course... jumping. And i realise that my shorts are not very "tight". I found it quite loose... So i kept on pulling my shorts up. The instructor kept smirking at me.. as if it is very funny. It was almost the end of the BodyCombat class... when i went to the back for some water. I bowed down to check what was wrong with my shorts. OH GOSH! Why is it open?! The velcro not sticking together 1!

Oh my Oh my Oh my!! Did any1 see anything? DAMN!!!!! I quickly fasten it... and acted like nothing happened... I felt my cheek burning at that moment. My ears swelling... = = Goodness... How could tis happen to me!

Stupid shorts bought from Body Glove.

I thought i had enough of embarrassment edi.. So i went back to the floor. And i heard the trainer said, "look to the back".. Being very down of the tragedy i just realised... i turned to the back unhappily. And the instructor started teaching us "jingga". I think tats the name... Don't care la.. Until a few moment later... when we were suppose 2 kick to the back. I kicked to the back( the front) and i saw every1 kicking to their back. at me. Huh?!? The intructor smirked again. Like it is really funny. I went pink. Just in case u dun get wat i mean...

If you can't see the contrast between me and other ppl.. you are blind.

How could this happen to me... I must have looked so dumb! Apparently when Myke (instructor) said "look to the back", He means look to the back when u kick to the back. I hate him. Why didn't he tell me earlier? He made me feel so embarassed. GOodness.. CAn You imagine tat if you are in my shoes? Let urself be in my situation. YOu will Turn PURPLE instead of pink ! I saw some question marks on the intructor's head. He had this.. " what do you think you are doing?" kind of expression. ERK!!! It is like going in front of the class, and misspell the word "apple" as "ape".

What? You thought the embarrassment has ended ar? Hell no! Okay, I bought this pants.. which i bought from Times Square and didn't bother to wear it, until today. I didn't realise how ugly it looked until i started to walk with the pants. I shouldn't have brought this pants! I should've brought something else to change after gym! ARGH!!!

Nothing's wrong with the pants hor? Well.. You'll see

Don't you think it has too many "tentacles"? When i walk.. the tentacles fling. And they fling in a very funny way. I don't want to describe it. But you can imagine a guy walking with tentacles flinging weirdly around his legs. I had to hold the "tentacles" while i walked. And i looked so dumb. At the end, I gave up holding them coz they kept on escaping from my grip. And just let them fling happily on their free will. But, I will not let them live so happily forever...

Back at home...

Grrrrrrrr...

I hate both of you! PANTS!

Ready...

Steady...

GO!

Step step step!!!

Kick Kick Kick!!! I learn Body COmbat!

And they are finally dead.

Anyway, I caught some1 glaring at me dreamily in the gym... and he smiled stupidly at me... He didn't even blink at all. He just kept on smiling stupidly at me... glaring....

Oh, and he has very big nose too. His son has the same nose...

Tada!!! It was Jackie Chan staring stupidly at me! Hee hee

P/S: SOMEONE PLEASE EAT AWAY ALL THE MOSQUITOES! THEY ARE ANNOYING!!! PARTICULARLY WHEN I BLOG

Aunties

2007-03-11T22:42:00.000+08:00

Since i didn't blog yesterday, i am not going to write about today. Nothing very interesting happened today though... I woke up, took lunch, rest for a while, went to grandma's house for dinner. And that's all.. Here i am, back to my cozy comfy chair.. Typing the word "word" at this point. Yes, and now, typing "now". Yea, i am corny. Oh pls, not horny. CORNY! C and H big difference. It is like naming your son Nanny instead of Danny. AHAKS!

Day before yesterday, I forgot what i did, but i slept quite late.. So, i was thinking of sleeping til later. But WHY!? WHY!?!?! Why do ppl just have to disturb my sleep?! Why can't i get nice sleeps? Why can't i wake up when i feel like waking up?!

F**K HER!

I was dreaming, something to do with my friend's boyfriend telling me that air asia got pilot intake next week. And i happily tell him i am definitely going 2 send my resume!

Until... That whore started knocking... NO! BANGING at my door!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! I thought, "crazy a?"

and yes, the banging continued for very long, until i got my ass out of the bed, and walked to the front door.. being quite shocked, at how could some1 be so insane banging on other people's door like tat...like so... INSANE! I opened the door, really curious who was that.

For a second, i thought it was the really 'hak yan zang' (annoying) guard. There was once he scolded me "pukima" (some malay foul language, dun reali noe wats tat) becoz my fren stopped me in front of the gate, and there was no other car. He is just another sadistic dumb old guard trying to get ppl's attention. But he has definitely got the wrong way. Anyway....

The way she BANGED on my door... from what i remember.

It was an auntie. If not mistaken, she is the bao zou po (landlady) from downstairs. -She bought a house, and rent it to some nerdish students. And mind you, when i opened the door OUT OF SUDDEN, she was still banging the air. Like she was suppose to be the more annoyed than i was. I caught her banging reali reali hard lor, like trying to break my door. I got more pissed.

I stared at her, she glared at me. (okay, i was very untidy, i had broom-like hair, singlet, and long pants) The looking at each other lasted for 5 seconds, and she said "can you on your sink water? Let the water flow down.." Obviously her english sux. Coz i didn't understand anything she said. Nothing really make any sense. And i thought to myself, "huh?" and kept quiet.

She repeated, tis time in cantonese.

It was really annoying! Do i look like i don't understand english?! Rather than looking really blur coz i just woke up?! And i woke up becoz of your stupidity to BANG on MY DOOR like tat!

She DIDN'T even say something like.." oops.. you sleeping a? ahaha.. sorry to wake u up huh?" which most aunties would do.

At least i would try to fake my smile and laugh at your silliness in my heart. ANd Not even a "good morning" !?!

FUCK HER

What? you bought the whole block a? Giving me orders now huh? So this time, i said "HUH?!" in a really annoyed way. Instead of having monologue in my head.

SHe explained, like she was so innocent and she was doing tat for the sake of everyone's. "Oh, becoz the pipe is stuck now... and the pipeline is connected to your house... So, on the water at ur sink, and let the water flow down." Thank you very much for explaining. Why didn't you explain earlier? And made me look like i am stupid?! You expect me to know what's wrong with your pipes ar? And what sense does it make? Water flows down to unclog the pipes.... ?!?!?!

Then, i turned away in an utmost irritably way. And i thought she would go away. But no, she was so scary, she held the door, ( My door closes by itself ) And made sure i really go to my kitchen to turn on the tap!!! Where got tis kind of ppl 1 !!! I hope she chokes on a Mentos and dies. And she added on, " let the water flow for 5 minutes." I REALLY HATE her way of "asking favours" It is like giving orders instead. I am not your son ok? Not even your nephew. Even my mom would turn on the tap herself.

Finally, the old hag was gone. I tried to go back to sleep.. But i just can't. I was so angry. And i felt really really guilty. Guilty upon myself. WHY DIDN'T I SCOLD HER?! "OI! next time don't bang on ppl's door like tat!" or " OI!! What do you think you are doing?!" or "WHO ARE YOU?!"
or "excuse me? It is 9a.m. and i was sleeping" or " are you trying to break it?!" or " you are simply scary!" or " you are fat!" and yes she was scary and fat.

I was so so so so so so irritated.

Not long after tat, the other auntie, who has got nothing to do, and volunteered herself to be part of the committee. And yes, like other committee members, she is a busy body. She likes to take care of other ppl's cloth. If you are good in malay, you should noe tat idiom. Menjaga orang punya kain, or something like tat. It means busybody. She called my mom and asked if she can pay for 1 third of the repair charges. Since our pipes are connected. What? Our wyres are connected too somehow! Why don't you pay for my electric bill? Bugger! Nothing to do with us wat!

I remember 2 years ago, when my room got all wet because the upstairs pipe was leaking. We had to pay to fix other ppl's pipes ! What now? We have to pay for downstairs bcoz their pipe is leaking?! It is not even our pipes ok?!?! What kind of reasoning is tis !?

FUCK HER. She is damn fat.

I hate her.

SHE WOKE ME UP. SHE WAS RUDE. SHE NEARLY BROKE MY DOOR.

SHE LOOKS FAT. SHE EVEN WANTS US TO PAY PART OF THE REPAIR FEES!!

FUCK HER!

MY BLOG, MY WAY

2007-03-10T02:21:00.000+08:00

No worries... Not going to change my way of blogging.
No toleration to those who ask me what to do. Ahaks!

It is MY BLOG. So, I will do it MY WAY.

P/S: Those lazy ppl, i still love you! ahaks!

Short blog entries...

2007-03-09T18:42:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, during cell group (cell group has got nothing to do with Biology) . Gilda voiced out that she thinks my blogs are too long. She didn't like reading it as her tiny eyes can't contain too many words. This, i understand.

Do you think my entries are too long? As in.. if it is too short, i would have to use shorter sentences... Forcing myself to use shorter sentences leads to using uninteresting sentences. And you can't actually picture the details that i m trying to explain. Do you really think that i should shorten my entries?

Oh well... due to popular demand.

Here, short entry.

20 years ago, yesterday

2007-03-08T13:02:00.000+08:00

Pamela was born.

no, not tis Pamela... Tis 1 looks like ah gua.

This Pam.

Okay, so jess n i met up with her at Mid Valley. We bought her a really nice heart-shaped necklace from 'Miss Lola'. Here...

The hair is not part of the gift..

We went KTV to sing K. The food SUCKS. But dun care la... We were there to sing.. Oh, the waitress and waitors SUCKS too! But who cares bout them.. we were there to sing.. But hell, the mics SUCKS! Anyway, being some very happy people, we had so much fun!!! Yea, fun, Funny kind of fun. I laughed till my eyes watered.

I hereby declare that KTV in Mid Valley SUCKS. A lot. Don't go there. Nothing is nice there.

Especially tis very ugly ignorant waitress. Now, i don't really want to say she is fat, but she can take a shower without wetting her feet. Can you imagine a Giantess taking a shower and not wetting her feet? the answer is yes. I think she has too much of nose dirt in her ears, she can't hear us talking to her, very loud. And yes, she dug her nose, and then her ears, transfering a lot of nose dirt into her ears. Can you imagine an elephant putting her trunk into her ear, and BLOW nose dirt inside? the answer is yes. Speaking of elephant.

One day she went to the shopping complex. She saw a weighing machine. Thinking it would be really clever to make a machine talk. She stepped up. Inserted some coins. Waited.. Suddenly, a voice said, " could you please try again? ... But this time without the elephant?" She clapped her hands with much enthusiasm.

HA! So happy i insulted her.

K, so they gave us this really small room. Nvm lor, only 2 mics, so i asked for 1 more, so that we can sing more comfortably. Being a quite regular customer, i expected better service. But no, it is like they prefer if there is no customer at all. Ah... of coz, no nid to work ma. Anyway, she told us that small room cannot contain 3 mics. Why? the mic very big is it? There are obviously 3 plugs for 3 mics what. Stoopid. I requested several times.

They simply ignored me.

Pam kept pressing the service button, tried her best to summon them. But it seemed like they were just nowhere to be found. I felt like farting into their face. They thought we will giv up requesting for another mic. I went out and ASKED for another mic.

And finally, they brought us another bad mic. The mics work only sometimes. And other times, we were singing our lungs out. Pam said i don't need a mic, Jessica agreed. Okay, we had 3 mics. Happy lor. Then the food came. Pam ordered smelly nasi lemak. Me and jess ordered pungeont fried rice. To make the nasi lemak look "kampung" (village), they placed a rotten banana leaf beneath the rice. Pam found it very annoying somehow. So, she took out the banana leaf, didn't know where to put it, (If i were pam, i would've thrown it on the floor) she asked Jess, "ey~ jessica, you finished eating already right?" Obviously she wanted to throw the leaf onto jess's plate. I expected a "yes" from that blur korean. But being a very logical person, she said something else, which made so much sense. "No, I am not going to eat that banana leaf." Me and Pam burst into laughter. If i have no amnesia, i think i was singing "sleeping child"by Michael Learns To Rock with pam. and the lyrics got altered, from

"Oh my sleeping child,The world's so wild,But you built your own paradise,That's one reason why I cover you sleeping child.If all the people around the world,They had a mind like yours,We'd have no fighting and no wars,There would be lasting peace on earth"

to...

" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gasping for air* EARTH~". it was so funny me and pam sang the last word of the line together.

Jessica is so disturbed. For those who still don't get it. Go eat banana leaves. How could some1 actually think it is edible. SIAO a?

Later, we sang a song i can't remember now. Pam told me (with the mic) this song's vibration very strong la. yes, my butt was vibrating with the music. the whole room was vibrating. it felt like many handphones vibrating under ur butt at the same time. Nothing extraordinary happened, until the end of tat song. Something was wrong with the speaker, the vibration was so strong, the whole room felt like it was going 2 collapse, i got so scared i shrank to 1 side. For one moment i thought Mid Valley was going to explode. HOW SCARY! the vibration continued for like.. 10 seconds. And my butt felt very tickled.

Then, we kept hearing this buzzing noise. Pam stopped singing as she didn't noe the songs jessica picked. I accidently picked up her mic, and it stopped buzzing. i let go, it buzzed again. Apparently i somehow connect the electricity, and i have to touch both mics to let electricity flow VIA me. I told Pamela, she got so freaked out, kept saying, "yer, i can't belief tis.. how can tis be..." I thought we studied something like tat in form5.. but i was quite surprised i didn't die. I thought to myself, " get shocked die in KTV? or get annoyed by the buzzing noise?" and so i kept holding both mics. Anyway, we discovered later that we can actually connect the electricity with 2 ppl. me and pam hold 1 mic each. and den i touch her. No, i didn't touch her boobs. So fun playing with the buzzing noise. Jessica got all excited over the buzzing rhythm i made by slapping Pamela's face. HEee hee...

A pic we took at the KTV, as remembrance not to go back there.

Pam turned 20!!! We had no candles but forks. The fruit punch is so yummy, check it out in Secret Recipe.

So happy hor?

Jessica doze off

She threw the tissue paper on my head later. A sweeper laughed at me.

Bye Bye, I spent half of the afternoon thinking how to START tis blog entry, and the other half writing it.

P/S: Hui Yin, you missed so much fun you didn't go with us yesterday~ hee hee

Wonder why she smirked lidat ... hee...

I guess...

2007-03-07T23:52:00.000+08:00

I guess i wil blog tomorrow morning... Not really in the mood now... Quite tired... feeling a bit down, nothing bad happened.. ppl just feel down sometimes.. right? u nvr felt down b4 meh? sure u did.

But a lot of interesting stuffs happened today! So, let's be patient and wait for the nex blog entry okay? hee hee...

How i wish i woke up earlier...

2007-03-06T17:27:00.000+08:00

Again, i missed the "earthquake". Everyone other then me felt it. Was I too slow to even feel a slight vibration? or everyone lied to me ?! I think the 2nd 1 is more likely the answer. Even S'pore felt it. How come i didn't feel a thing at all?! Why didn't the bloody bed shake more vigorously. let me feel it here.. at least for once in my life.. and the last time every1 felt it, i was chatting with my frens. and felt nothing. I was so blur when every1 started talking about it the next day. I heard something like... " i saw the Milo tin moving by itself. I thought got ghost!" and my aunt said.." I ran all the way downstairs without my bra!"

But no.. now, after i really READ the article.. i changed my mind. I better not experience anything of that sort. Not less than 70 people are dead. I pity them. Let's mourn for them. Okay, done mourning. Now i know why are there so many flocks of Indonesian labours in our country. Some of them carry a few handphones. Working here is just their excuse! They want to escape from earthquakes and volcanic eruptions! And i guess they must have all gathered in Johor 2 months ago, which caused the south part of Malaysia potato sank into the sea. And every1 thought it was flood. How stupid.

Disasters, they are really scary.. Tsunami in year 2004 proved geography we studied in school wrong. It says there are no disasters of that sort in Malaysia. VERY WRONG indeed. That's why i always tell my frens tat studying geography has got no use at all. Every1 can read a map. If you are stoopid, then it is just too bad for you.

Back to disasters... I really can't imagine suddenly the land starts moving, and then eveyrthing collapses, then, i m dead. what's the use of all my certs? and my Maple Story charactor. all gone lor? Nothing left lor? Suddenly.. What if i won a lottery, then i was so happily jumping around shouting screaming singing all at the same time. Then, the land opened, and i fell in. The end.. Sad! right?! For those who still cant get the picture... These are the pictures..

The grey thing is a newspaper.

It is 1 person jumping, not 3 ppl

Sad, right?
The story tells us not to jump around when we win lottery.

While searching for a suitable link for "Tsunami" (in the previous paragraph), I read some articles about what did it do to many people.. yes. many. as in thousands of them. Those i pity, are not those who lost their lives. Those who are still alive tho. They had to face the death of their loved ones. Some just got married.. Some lost their good frens. Some lost their children... Some lost their parents.. Some, worse still, have to linger at the road side, begging for food, now that the only one who supported the family is gone. A happy holiday turned into a disaster. The time when their friends probably, waved them goodbye at the airport, was the last time they waved to each other. Let's sigh.

Going way deeper...

Ever wondered... How dare pastors preach about tsunami in church?! Since God is so loving, why did he let these kind of things to happen?!

Someone told me before, God didn't create these, God just allowed this. God is loving, but God is also a just God.

Jon says:
just and love comes together (in MSN, obviously his grammar is bad. hee hee...)

I am not saying that they deserve to die, in that way... but still.. i belief everything happens for a reason. If Adam and Eve didn't eat the "apple", there wil be no you and I today.
Some pastors tell us, God knows things that will happen in the future; and then, they tell us, God gives us freedom to choose what we want, and the outcome depends on the choice we make.

Alright, can you see the contradiction now?

God gives us choices, and yet he already know what we will choose, that is like, He gives us choices, but not choices.

I've been in doubt for so long. Until i found out that, God lives in "timeless zone". When we die, we will go to that "zone". Time exists only in our world. After death, there simply will be no time at all. As in, when it happens, it just happens. There won't be.. it will happen after 15 minutes... Well, that explains everything lo? That means God exist in the past, present, and future. Because there is simply no time at the place where he is. And here, we have time. Woo... fascinating hor?

If you still don't get it, then you are stupid. Stupid people need better teachers. I am a very bad 1.. I can understand very well, but i can't explain and make others understand. So, do consult some better teachers.. hee hee...

P/S: i wasn't preaching, i just went way deeper... If you are not deep enough, do visit http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/ . Play with the percussion kind of instrument there, It will fascinate you WAY~~ DEEPER.

Why is it so toot*ing HOT anyway !?!?! Please RAIN!

absent-mindness

2007-03-06T11:28:00.000+08:00

One day, A sailor met a pirate. That was his first time seeing a pirate really. And he saw that the pirate was wearing tis hook on his left hand, and an eye patch on his left eye.
Out of curiosity,
he asked, "hey there, how come you have a hook on ur left hand?"
"well.. we fought another ship, someone chopped it off."
"aww... how about the eye patch?"
"well..a sea gull dropping fell into my eyes..."
"what? u lost ur eye to a sea gull dropping?"
"no.. but that was my first day with the hook."

I read tis book in mph yesterday.. a to z humour.. not bad... written by a s'porean author. After every topic, he wil add in an article about God. Nice book! hehe...

Chinese New Year

2007-03-05T23:33:00.000+08:00

I know, has already passed.

But why can't i blog about it? No harm 1 ma. not going to lose any hair. You losing hair coz i blogging bout cny ar? then too bad for you. hehe...

As i grow older, i kind of have less and less, year by year, of CNY mood... CNY really seems like nothing very special for me now. And sometimes I envy others who have a HOMETOWN. Ask me where is my hometown. It is in Sri Gombak. And i go back to my "hometown" twice a week.. It is only 15 minutes by car from my house. CNY made no difference to me at all... Okay fine... I don't usually wear nice clothes to visit my grandma. The number of visits duplicate. More noise due to Mah jong.. More drinks.. more junk food... (But honestly, i spent most of my time playing computer games in my grandma's house) .. and of course i get ang paw's. And that's it. that's all it. Ang paws.. Gambling... Nothing else.. It feels NOTHING really like Chinese New Year at all... I remember when i was still a kid, CNY is a BIG thing. tho in KL, it stil felt like villages. It used to be so so so noisy. and it is just different. I don't know whether it is just me, or everything is changing. what do you think? Those who have hometown apart from KL.. Any difference between normal days and CNY? as in.. really big difference.. ? Or it really feels like what i said, as we grow older, CNY seems less and less important? I mean, this is really bad right? No more extraordinary happiness. No more quaint feeling. No more CNY mood... CNY is merely about new clothes and ang paws and gambling.. thats all meh? CNY seems so much more than this last time leh...

OH! CNY does make a difference to KL! NO more TRAFFIC JAM! Less cars. Less air pollution. Air becomes fresher. I become healthier. Better mood. Leads to HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! YAY ~ !! huh? thats all ar? KL becomes so so so quiet tho... Roads that were suppose 2 b filled with cars looked so empty. Like a really dead city. Even a moquitoe fly by oso can hear.

Speaking of mosquitoes.. i can kill up to 40 of them during chinese new year. what the hell is wrong? they got too horny a? make so many babies for wat? *toot*ing lot of them!! I thought they come in flocks only in forests... Since when my room became a forest?!!? Until now, there are still a few communities of them somewhere in my house.. bloody annoying. especially when they buzz around ur ears when u sleep. Sometimes i just hoped my ears could turn into mouth. so i can eat away all the mosquitoes buzzing around my ears. IRRITATING!

Oh! i nearly forgot the main point.. the main point is.. the taboos of CNY.
There are many taboo's during CNY...

No house cleaning during CNY
all brooms, brushes, dusters, dust pans and other cleaning equipment are put away
Every1 must be home for reunion dinner on new year eve
Buying new stuffs
Ancestor Worship/Veneration
Do not use knives or scissors on New Year's Day as this may cut off fortune.
and etc etc etc
i can't remember all...
can't even find in google search engine!

Come to think of it.. taboos are set by whom 1 ar? Old people? yea... old people indeed.. How they know that cleaning the house during cny means sweeping away good fortune? oh.. they just know it is it? When i was primary, i sat, and i gave a deep thought about CNY taboos.. very corny hor? But i came up with a conclusion. They are all made up. Made up by old people. To cheat small kids.. BUT, in a good way. and the "lies" which is referred to as "taboos" nowadays.. are passed down the generations. I belief that they made the taboos up for reasons. for example, "no house cleaning during CNY". of course! how intelligent they are! They want us to clean our house b4 hand, so that during CNY, when guests visit your house, you wouldn't be all nervous cleaning the house last minute. To make sure we do as we are told, they created some stories... and scare the young ones. Who would want a tragedy to happen during CNY? no one! so, knives and scissors aside. and etc etc etc... You figure them out yourself.. If you have a brain, you will definitely figure everything out, like how i did when i was in primary.

hee hee... that's it for now... Happy belated Chinese New Year.

Midnight Phone Calls...

2007-03-04T21:22:00.000+08:00

are annoying... They disturb, irritate, cause insomnia, which leads to :

TRAUMA
under-eye bags,
dark circle
fatigue
drowsiness
impaired ability to perform normal activities
poor health
impaired social functioning
impatience
diminished mental alertness
diminished memory
stress

which then brings about more sleepless nights, and the cycle goes on and on until i become a corpse.

How can some people be so disturbed !? Calling others at night.. sorry... MID NIGHT! Don't they know people sleep during night? and are awake during day? GOD created moon to go with the very dark night. so that the stars look more attractive! So, we are suppose to sleep at night! what? i know! sleeping has got nothing to do with how attractive stars are. But still! 1 a.m. ! Oh my goodness!

How can some people be so brainless ?! It is okay if you are sure that some1 is still awake, oh yes, i mean VERY SURE. How can you call someone when you are not sure whether he/she is sleeping or not? Don't you know it irritates a lot ?! you stupid ar?

Their foolishness, is not forgiven.

For many nights after my exam, i nvr slept early... and no one calls without giving any warning during the many nights. warning such as sms, msn, promised earlier. So, yesterday, i told myself, i must sleep early from now on! Because sleeping early is :

good for health
waking up early
looking better
feeling fresher
building confidence
no more no-life life
can go out for a longer time without being so exhausted all day
etc. etc. etc.

So, with my mom's help, urging me as usual, i went to bed at 10.54p.m. When i laid on my bed, i thought to myself.. "i miss chatting very much" and then, " oh no.. am i going to fall asleep?" "oh shit... why can't i stop thinking crap?" "okay... let's fall asleep faster so tat i wun realise the time is passing" "sleep earlier, wake up earlier.." " woi... faster fall asleep leh!" " and stop thinking now!" and so, i fell doze off... somehow.. until...

bzzz! bzzzz! bzzzz! bzzzz! bzzzz! i was dreaming about something i can't remember what.. and blurly, slowly, stupidly, i opened my eyes. and saw beside my cupboard, on the drawer, something flashing and flashing, vibrating and vibrating.. what is that? i thought to myself for a moment... OH! i suddenly became my intelligent-self. My handphone is too cold! i better off the air-cond.. just kidding.. some1's calling me.. being a very fast person, i jumped out of my bed, landed on the icy cool floor, and grabbed the still flashing and buzzing HP! But all that i managed to see was... "Missed calls: 1" on the screen of my phone. DAMN!

At the moment, still blurred, i was so angry of myself, for missing a call, which could be quite important. So i waited for another few seconds for a second call coming in... But no, obviously some ninny just called me for fun. And then.. something horrible caught my eyes... something so horrible i can't stop looking at it... it is my phone.. no, though very old, it is not that ugly. It is something in my phone. The time. was.. 12.54 a.m. I almost screamt and fainted. I hope i did tho. So that i can wake up the nex morning and thought it was a nightmare. But no, i m healthy. I didn't faint. nor did i scream. I quickly crawled back to my bed, putting my comforter and blanket on me irritably, which didn't really follow my command at that time to cover the whole of my body. I was so pissed. I hope u understand how i felt. In case u dun. Try setting ur alarm at 2a.m. tonight. you will definitely get it. "Stoopid!" i thought to myself... I must call that fella back and scold him/her bad words! So i got up again, went to the hall, picked up my house phone. and dialled.. 0341495438.. du du du du ... again... number busy.. again.. number busy. i tried dialing with my handphone.. number busy.. again... number busy.. so i called 103. .... bla bla bla bla... the operator told me it is a public phone. SHIT! NO! ARGH! DAMN!

I went to bed again, feeling more "mm song" ( not syok) ( UNhappy) ! and i laid down on my bed, i rolled right and left, back and forth, up and down, i tried sleeping in many poses. including with my head on the floor and my legs on the bed.. I just couldn't fall asleep. Insomnia! i thought to myself... And this thought kept floating in my mind for a very long time (i think it was 2 hours). until i heard my mom calling me... " wake up wake up! i thought u promised me you are going to take breakfast with me today?!"

I didn't feel like i slept at all. It felt like i only closed my eyes, for a very short while, waking up once in a while.. then it is morning. Fuck the caller! His stupidity is not forgiven, will not be forgiven. He wil b sentenced to death for waking me up someday somehow. ARGH!! I hope my phone has this caller detector. like in movies... It detects the location of the caller. All i need to do is just switch the detector on before i go to bed. When some idiots call me, their location will be detected. troops will be sent to capture that lunatic. and will be tortured and tortured and tortured.... how? easy. feed them sleeping pills. put them into sleep. half an hour later, scare them by simply.. " BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM !!!" to wake them up. den, put them into sleep again. and again.. and again. torture them continuously. How thoughtful i am.

Remember, never call any1 at night without permission. It is forbidden. YES! BY ME! Don't try to call me tonight. i wil leave my handphone outside, in the hall. If anyone answers the phone, that will be really scary. Try it. My house is HAUNTED. Every1 says so. Bye, really sleepy.

Anyway, who is this a?

Ooh~ my mom, of course...

cycling.. not bad huh~

swee loo!! where is the brake?!!?

There! somewhere near the handle!

oops.. too late

Some next door kids, 'Auntie, your future involves, " NO CYCLING !! " '

kee kee kee... I created the tragedy ok? My mom didn't fall.. she just stopped.. Apart from cycling, she used to ride a MOTORBIKE! CoOl leh !?

Pool

2007-03-03T15:28:00.001+08:00

More pics that we took on the last day going 2 college... we were not in college in those pics k? our college looks damn sad. This is the pool place we went after the exam in Mid Valley. forgot the name liao.

Pam looks idiotic. hee hee.. ok.. me too

Someone's really bad at taking self pics.

My nostrils look so big

That was my first time playing pool. and i find it quite fun. everyone was so stressed up during the exam.. and so we all went crazy that day.

Malaysia

2007-03-02T23:00:00.001+08:00

Malaysia is a country.. With a lot of Malays. And indians, chinese, some ang moh.. but most of all, the population consists of a majority of Indonesians. I heard that some of them swam here. just kidding. They can never survive the scent emited from Selat Melaka. Or they would be swallowed by a lot of oil.

Anyway, that's not the case. First of all, if u are very very patriotic, please visit Cuti-Cuti Malaysia instead of reading my blog. Because you definitely wil not be very pleased. As neither i am very please with their (referring to the government) fucking working attitude. Yes, not all of them work with no ethics. But it is undeniable that MOST of them work like tat. They don't even giv a shit bout the inconvenience they cause.

Have you ever experienced these kind of problems?

Waiting for a really really long response from the government? yes.. like very long..
At the end of the day, there isn't any response at all?
Wrong sent mails
Same home address with some1 else? Yes! there is some1 with an address exactly the clone of mine
Having to wait forever for your number to be announced so that you can spend your 10 seconds handing in/collecting some documents? (e.g. passports, driving license)
then they ask you to come tomorrow, they want to "close shop" already
Annoyed
Staff show their sour face
Which leads to irritations, annoyance, violence, murdering in thoughts,
Dunno what to do
Having to cancel important dates and events
Then, they tell you they have to postpone the meeting or whatsoever
Bribing policeman
Feeling unfair
Getting an unwanted course at local-u?
Your name is not in the list where your name should be
Feeling that you have your tax wasted because the government wants to 'beautify' our country
and making more roads so that there will be more traffic-jam for another 5 or 6 years
so that they can collect more toll-fees after that 5/6 years
traffic-jam caused by RE-making of roads and bridges
wondering where did your income tax go to?
policemen come a day after the robbery happened
noone answer phone
bad road signs
cannot see road signs.. untrimmed trees blocking
wrong road signs
complicated road signs ( expect me to stop there and read on the highway a?)
dead cats and dogs everywhere
don't dare to voice out your opinion, scared wil be caught into the jail
feeling that you are not part of Malaysia
feeling that you only belong to Malaysia when paying income tax and when there is pilihan raya (election day)
Buses never come
Smelly dump sites (the one you are visiting now is definitely odourless)

Okay.. which 1 to start with? Form 6 issue? Passport issue? National service issue?

meenee minee meenee mo..... mo! mo! (seriously duno how 2 spell) okay.. form6 issue 1st.

I am one of the lucky ones who passed PTS. The PTS was introduced to Primary Three students in 1996 but was discontinued in 2000. It has got something to do with not studying primary4, being the youngest in your class, and also being bullied all the time. Sometimes being the teacher's pet too, which wil definitely do you not much good. I have no idea why the PTS thing went on for only 5 years. Why not longer? only one reason, they kept no record of those who passed PTS and chose to continue their studies in primary5 instead of primary4. Which will of course confuse them and give them more work to do in the future. If they really do keep record. How come they don't know i was going to form6 in year 2005? that i had to apply for it? writing that stupid troublesm letter? But anyway i went for a-level instead, don't want to study about water, mud and stuff like tat in local-u.

2ndly, Passport issue..

I went to make my passport that day with my mummy. And apparently a lot of other ppl chose the same day with me just because they want to take a look at me. I don't blame them la. Well.. all you need to do is just to hand in ur identity card and some form. Which takes you not longer than half a minute. I went there and got my number 1894. The current number was 1700++. So, being not very bad in maths, i calculated.. half a minute 1 person. 200 x half a minute = 100 minutes. There are a lot of counters.. around 4 for making passports.. So 100 / 4 = 25 minutes. So i thought to myself.. 25 minutes very fast 1 la.. But i was too naive! I forgot i m dealing with the lazy-assed, dragging-legged, sour-faced government staff. So i waited for 2 entire hours, or more with other irritated uncles and aunties with their sleeping, crying, gasping-for-air kids. Having forced to study Pendidikan Moral (Moral) in primary and secondary, i was patient. satu lapan sembilan empat (1894) kaunter dua puluh enam (counter 26)... Yay!! finally can go back real soon! So i happily went to the front, smirking a bit having so many ppl throwing me envious stares. I gave the sour faced staff the form and my IC, put my right and left thumbs on the dirty, touched by many nvr-wash-hands-after-pissing-uncles device. And i asked my mom to get rm300 ready to pay her. My mom said, " you thought what? so easy a? still have to wait for your number to be called again to do the payment la" The piece of land i stepped on sank. and i fell.. and fell... and fell.. so i turned to the sour faced lady, " kakak, mengapa bukan bayar di kaunter yang sama a?" (miss, why can't i pay at the same counter?) Barely understood my question, She said, " bayar di kaunter sana" (pay at the counter over there). She reminds me now of how much i hate bitter gourd. So we went back to our seats sadly... I can feel everyone throwing me "very good" look. I got so upset i can't stop irritating my mom by telling her how much wrinkles she has got under her chin. She couldn't take it and went to the very-crowded-with-aunties payment counter. It was around 5 something, and there are so many ppl with their payment not done. So everyone got all panicked when the lady calling out numbers obviously lost her voice for calling too many numbers.. kidding.. something was wrong with their system, as usual. I forgot what did they argue about, but it was definitely noisy. My mom being the loudest. mummy i m so proud of you. Somehow my mom requested that we come back the next day to do the payment. And they had no choice but to allow because it is their fault they are stupid to mess up their own system. I belief i was not the only pissed off ones that day, or many other days.

Now, the National Service issue... which just happened today..

Normally, ppl go for NS during the very long holiday after SPM. when they are 18. But i was 17 after SPM. So, i thought, ' in case i get selected to go for ns, might as well i apply to go this year" but they didn't allow me to do so. WHY!!?!?! what's wrong with having an extra participant? who might be going the next year? why not make my life easier? So that i wouldn't need to sacrifice my studies just to entertain u and ur stooopid NS programme?!!? And i was so lucky i was selected. I had to pay many many visits to the NS department to do the deferring, wrote many many letters, and made many many calls. Then, i had to pay more visits to the same department to apply to go for the 2nd batch in 2007. So that it will not have a chance to haunt me forever. I thought everything was settled when i received a call from NS department saying that my camp wil b at Pahang, and they will call me again to confirm. I had arranged evrything, colleges, everything! so that nothing clashes with anything! Until, today.

My mom made another call to the lazy department. when she got back.. she told me, they wil confirm with you around 20th of march.. what?! i thought i should be there on the 18th! My mom said,"yea.. but they will only tell you if u get a camp around 20th..." and it is only 50/50 that i will get a camp. Huh?! so weird! how come? 1 more person oni ma! nid how many beds? i bring my own bed la! my own cutlery! I am very pissed. I dislike the way they do their work. for them, it is nothing. BUt for me, i've arranged everything. and they made it so inconvenient for me. i mean.. i will be studying and studying after this until i graduate. which will be 4 or 5 years later. why, you want me to join NS when i am 24 ar? Oh yea~ probably i'd be in the same camp with my little cousin that time. How thoughtful they are, so sweet.. And i don't want this NS thing to affect any of my well planned plans next time. They are brainless. They are sadistic. They love causing inconvenience. They. Are the lazy malaysian government staff. *applause!!!* Oh! and the NS department consists of 3 storeys, a lot of staffs.. how come stil so inefficient?!

I've had enough of this! First thing on monday! i will call them up and bombard them with my most poisonous scripts! And i will make sure i get into a camp by 17th! No matter what! Being a Malaysian is tough! All i can do now is just accept this fact. And i hope they die.

P/S: I am not a traitor, not trying to defame the government. I just thought that this is a DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY so i have indeed, the very right to voice out my very important opinions!

I LOVE MALAYSIA, I just HATE the government STAFFS !! VERY MUCH! I hope they die

Scammer?

2007-03-02T15:17:00.000+08:00

Just last week, i received some emails from an unknown sender. Normally i don't read unknown sender's email. But somehow i read it.. Because it says "MESSAGE" at the title. Since it is a message, i read it.. Fine, i was just curious. Below is the first mail :

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Being not very interested with the email, i only read it halfway.. even til now. So i replied her something like..

" Er.. but i don't even know you.. "

So, 1 day later she sent me another email... with her pics attached summore

huh? what did she mean i indicate interest in doing that what-so-ever transaction.. I just asked who is she..

Her pics..

Her hair looks like poisonous Maggi Instant Noodle

Look like some egyptian queen hor? Eyes so big stil put eye liner...

Again, not reading the whole passage, i replied her something like tis :

"How did u get my email? How you know i m trust-worthy? You mentioned something about a box.. what is in the box? drugs ar? sorry but i dun do illegal stuff.. "

I never expected her 2 reply me.. thought she would give up scamming me.. BUT HELL NO!

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My reply for the above mail is somewhere in the nex pic.. Apparently, she clicked "reply all" this time...

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And lastly i replied her something that gives the same effect as..

" sorry but i can't".

Alright.. I can't tell if she is a scammer or not if i am stupid.. Since she has so much money why can't she hire a lawyer? This kind of stuff are usually arranged by lawyers right? Why me? I look like lawyer meh? or i look very capable a? Do i look like i know a lot about banking? Why did she get someone so incapable like me to help her?

OR...

She thinks i look stupid.

Either one.. I look stupid, or She is stupid.

Hey something is really wrong with this blog thing.. Everytime i press ENTER, the text moves 2 columns down instead of 1.. what's wrong ar? some1 pls help me.

Anyway... BE REALLY CAREFUL OF SCAMMERS! LIKE I SAID.. DON'T TRUST ANYONE ONLINE. TRUST ONLY ME! hee hee hee

BOYS RULE !!

2007-03-02T00:16:00.000+08:00

girls DON'T !!
I just received this email from my friend. I find it very amusing, and fascinating, and.. and....just GOOD!! All i can do is just nodding my head while reading it. and giggling myself . carefully not too loud as not to wake my mom up. Ok, it is kind of funny. No no.. it is f**king funny!
Below is the email...

JUST to help clear up a few things.... THE RULES.................................
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules:-
Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need
it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do
not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is
what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become
null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you
already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit,
not a colour. Lilac is a flower. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you
are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex,
Sport, or Cars. (or games)
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

OK. So I have always been stupidly following the "tradition" that boys should be gentlemen, obeying most wat-to-do's and wat-not-to-do's to girls.. But what's so special about girls other den we have different sex organ? and probably different length of hair? Why do we make their lives so easy and ours so inconvenient. And yet the girls say, " nowadays guys and girls are equal, so we get equal respect in the society!" since guys and girls are equal, then guys and girls are suppose to be EQUAL at any perspective and situation right? So when a girl slaps a guy, a guy definitely can slap that girl? With the same views from the society when a guy slaps a guy lor? er.. we dun usually 'slap'. Let's change all the 'slap's to 'whack's ok? I have nothing against girls really.. they are very lovely.. but i just hate it when they are so contradicting. Sometimes, guys and girls are equal, and vice versa. Stupid right? Guys... If we don't protect our rights.. someday.. all the precidents would be females... and all the housewives... excuse me.. househusbands.. would be YOU! ME! US! We would be at home babysitting... cooking... and wait for our wives to come home and fuck us.. er... unless they develope dicks la. tee hee hee... I still love you girls! no offence ya? XOXOXOXOXO
P/S : I oso duno why the sender number all the rules "1" on purpose. Most probably he likes the number 1. or becoz he is still single, which is 99% accurate.

Being SLEEPY the whole day is so not fun!!

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I was forced to wake up at around 10.30am this morning by my stupid clock.. i got 7 and a half hours of sleep.. which i thought should be enough and fulfilling.. but hell no! i was so blur... i was suppose 2 rush for the movie at 12.30pm... but i dragged myself to my computer room dreamily.. and chatted in msn for like 1 hour.. then i realise i am suppose to hurry... so i got ready at 11.48am... I looked at the mirror and i saw a zombie... i looked so pale and my eyes were like tis

/o o\

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what is tis? I really didn't have the going-out-mood at all... so tired... so bad conditioned... but i just dun like being a bastard who fong fei kei (breaking promises in cantonese) last minute..

So i reached Mid Valley safely.. without my head chopped and get rolled over by LRT. I met up with my friend at around 12.45pm... and we rushed into the cinema just in time to see the movie began... The movie was really nice.. it is a Hong Kong movie called "twin mission". Something like an action cum comedy. One.. no no.. Two of my favourite stars act in that movie.. they are.. obviously TWINS.. I prefer ah sa.. those who say ah sa not pretty has no brains. er.. the movie was nice.. watch it yourself la.. i lazy to plot the movie.. hee hee.. Oh! and i like the fighting scenes... every1 looks so cool fighting.. especially ah sa. and she is definitely funny.. hahaha...

After the movie i went swimming .. okay.. i join california fitness centre but i am not built. I didn't go for like.. 3 months? exam's fault la! anyway.. nothing worth writing happened there.. i swam, i took shower, i left. Then i met this girl named Ng Choi Nam in the LRT. we went to the same primary and secondary... SRJK(c) Mun Yee and SMJK Chong Hwa respectively... i said hi, she said hi. and she said i small size. Bugger...
Girl : hey~~ where you going?
Me : home lor..
Girl : where did u go o?
Me : Mid Valley lor...
Girl : How come u wear like this 1? (I was wearing normal t-shirt and a very nice shorts)
Me : *Being a bit ashamed of myself..* oo.. i went gym ma...
Girl : huh? u go gym 1 ar? den u got muscles onot?
Me : hee hee hee.. bigger den urs lor...
den i cant remember the conversation... After a few minutes of chatting..
Girl : I am still taller den u hor?
Me : No la~ i taller~~ ( i know i very thick faced 1 )
Girl : So obvious i taller la ok?
Me : okay.. tats just becoz u are too tall for a girl.
Girl : No... You are that kind..like... small sized boys..
and the sky turned grey...
P/S: she is friendly ok? I dun hate her. neither do i dislike her.
Eh, i stil taller den shaleni wor! okay.. Shaleni is some short girl from my college... But still,
how can i be referred to as some small sized guy huh? I dun look that small la! and i m not even skinny.. i m 59kg! And i am just short.. Short is not small sized.. short is just short.. small size is dwarf.. like shaleni. i m not even skinny! Fine... i should work out more. To be big sized. i might go China to stretch my bones someday... someday la.. then i will be like yaw ming the basketball player. tee hee hee hee...ok, enough about being small size!

This blog entry is about being sleepy... not small size! Ah.. what m i suppose 2 write next? i forgot.. i m too sleepy.. i think i wil better take a nap now.. good.. er.. temporary night...

Boo Hoo ~~~ !!!

2007-02-28T02:05:00.000+08:00

I ruined my first blog entry.. and now i am ruining the third one.. which is suppose to be the second one...

so I think to myself , " nvm, since i ruined it edi.. it is best if i upload some photos" doesn't make sense.. nvm

So here are some pics we took on the day we had our last paper.. The day we left HELP. How happy i was... heee hee heee

(anti-clockwise) Shaleni, Reyah, Hui Yin, and ME

Bye Reyah... that was the 2nd last day we met her... 2 days after tat day... she left us back to New Zealand..

I am the only guy hor? hee hee hee.. see i rest my hands on her head...

We summore played pool leh..

Reyah: I am going to hit the orange ball into the longkang!

"wait.. let me aim 1st..." *aim aim aim...*

"....aim.... hit!!!"

"swee loo~ see? the white ball is gone!"
me: er.... but the orange 1 is stil there leh...

"BOO HOO~~~!!!!!" *Reyah stumping her feet*

at the pool place..

oh no! how can tis pic turn out blur!?! tis is 1 of my fave pic!!

At the airport.. sending Reyah off....

Reyah, you will always always be in our hearts

every1 looked so tired... we went out the whole day.. and met up with Reyah at the airport at night.. we rushed there like hell! My mom drove so fast we nearly flew out of our seats... tis is a bit kua zhang la.. heh...

That's all for tonight.. Sleepy liao.. 2mr going movie summore... might sleep in cinema leh... how a?

WTF !?

2007-02-28T00:48:00.003+08:00

oh shit... how to delete a blog entry a? i clicked "publish" accidently ! and.. here you go.. another blog entry ... i m stupid.. no .... i m dumb shit!

Welcome to Dump Site

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Welcome to the Dump Site.. But throw your rubbish at the dustbin. NOT here

I blog because I am bored. and I am jealous of other bloggers.

Everyone intro themselves in their first blog entry ar? Er.. It is okay if they don't. I do. I am male. Intro done.

Just kidding.. tee hee hee hee... i know it is kinda lame. But that's what blogs are all about rite?

I am Swee Loo.. You can call me dumbshit, don't ask me where i got this name from... It just came to me somehow. Fine, every1 thinks i am not... I know, but i like calling myself that. Cannot is it? I age a year every 2nd of october. So i will be 19 this coming 2nd october. I love the date, not because it is my birthday. I love it coz it loves me too. So fair enough, everyone should buy me gifts on that day. Just because 2nd october loves me so much! *smirking evilly*

I've just done my a-level. Don't ask me, i resat for many papers (other than maths, i rock in maths). And i am hoping upon God that everything turns out "AAA"lright!!! Right now, i am waiting for my result. It will be out coming 15th. and 2 days after that, I should be packing everything i can grab for National Service , which is the next day. Ask me whether i m looking forward to go for NS onot? Every1 told me it is nice, and i think to myself... "wat is fated, is fated.." so, let's just cross my fingers (cross urs too) that i dun die in NS.

My future is still a blur.. i don't know where i will head to later.. mY ambition is to be a pilot. so if there is any intake or whatsoever.. remember to mail me at swee_loo88@hotmail.com. But if i don't get the offer... most probably (something like 89%) i will go NUS or NTU for mechanical or aerospace engineering lor.. i reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali reali hope that i can be a pilot in the end of the day... Enough about being a pilot wannabe.

Speaking of Blogging...

Ppl do fun stuff when they are bored. Agree?

ppl blog when they are bored. Agree?

adding up the two equations above..

Blogging is fun!!!

hee hee hee... i dun care whether it is right or wrong for you. It just seems so right for me. who cares. My history of blogging ya? I started to blog when i was 18 going 19 to be quite exact... the time was around this time.. and hey! the date is today! Oh! i started to blog just now.. hee hee hee. As i said, i just bugger off a-level out of my life.. and am utterly free now. Everyday i breathe, my heart pumps, my brain thinks(once in a while), my eyes blink... and other than that.. i still do something else... But I am still very free. But one day... when i was browsing the Youtube for i-forgot-what... i saw tis s'porean host show called Girls Out Loud.. so i watched it.. the whole series in one day actually.. it is kind of short la.. and yet interesting and fulfilling. So there is this girl named wendy cheng yan yan.. She is a Blogger. yes.. She is a blogger who only blogs and does nothing else other than blogging to feed herself and her 3year-old son!! kidding.. she doesn't have any kid. Okay.. so she got famous by blogging obviously.. otherwise how can she be in the host show ar? I can say more den half the population of s'pore knows her. Those who are up to date of coz.. not ah beng's and ah lian's.. She won several awards for blogging.. one of them is called the "Asia Best Blog Award". I was amused. I was like... OMGosh!!! Blog can change ppl's life! I am not saying i want to win any award or whatsoever.. My target will always be becoming a PILOT! I just thought that blogging must be so much fun! Let's hope nice blog entries come along... Bye Bye...

P/S: I know this blog is messy... but what do u expect from a beginner ? !